"You needn't be so pesky smart with your tongue, Mandy. Of course I can't keep up with you and you know it. What's up?" Mandy replied, "The thermometer. It isn't nearly as cold as it was yesterday." Hiram, seeing a breakfast apparently laid out on a side table inquired, "Expectin' somebody to breakfast?" "No," said Mandy, "I got that ready for Mr. Pettengill, but he didn't have time to eat it because he was afraid he would lose the train." "Has he gone to the city?" asked Hiram. "I 'spect he has," answered Mandy. "Well," remarked Hiram, "s'posin' I eat that breakfast myself, so as to save you the trouble of throwin' it away." "Well," said Mandy, "I was going to give it to the pigs; I suppose one hog might as well have it as another." Hiram said, "Why, you don't call me a big eater, do you, Mandy?" Mandy laughed and said, "I can't tell, I never saw you when you wasn't hungry. How do you know when you have got enough?" Hiram said, "I haven't got but one way of tellin', I allus eats till it hurts me, then I stop while the pain lasts." Then he asked Mandy, "What did 'Zekiel go to the city for?" Mandy answered, "Mr. Pettengill does not confide his private business to me." Hiram broke in, "I bet a dollar you know why he went, just the same." Mandy said, "I bet a dollar I do." Then she broke into a loud laugh. Hiram evidently thought it was very funny and laughed until the tears stood in his eyes. "What are you laughing for?" asked Mandy. Hiram's countenance fell. "Come down to the fine point, Mandy, durned if I know." "That's a great trick of yours, Hiram," said Mandy. "You ought not to laugh at anything unless you understand it." "I guess I wouldn't laugh much then," said Hiram. "I allus laugh when I don't understand anythin', so folks won't think that I don't know where the p'int domes in. But say, Mandy, what did Pettengill go to the city for?" During this conversation Hiram had been eating the breakfast that had been prepared for Ezekiel. Mandy sat down near him and said, "I'll tell you, but it ain't nothing to laugh at. Mr. Pettengill had a telegraph message come last night." "You don't say so!" said Hiram. "It must be pretty important for persons to spend money that way. Nobody dead, I s'pose?" "Well," said Mandy, "Mr. Pettengill left the telegram in his room and I had to read it to see whether I had to throw it away or not, and I remember every word that was in it." Hiram asked earnestly, "Well, what was it? Is his sister Alice goin' to get married?" Mandy answered, "No, she is sick and she wanted him to come right up to Boston at once to see her." Hiram said, "'Zekiel must think a powerful lot of that sister of his'n. Went right off to Boston without his breakfast." "I guess it would have to be something nearer than a sister to make you do that," said Mandy. "I don't know but one thing, Hiram, that would make you go without your feed." "What's that, Mandy?" said he. "You?" "No," replied Mandy, "a famine."