R.U.R. (Rossum's Universal Robots): A Fantastic Melodrama in Three Acts and an Epilogue — John Shaqi
R.U.R. (Rossum's Universal Robots): A Fantastic Melodrama in Three Acts and an EpilogueČapek, Karel
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R.U.R. (Rossum's Universal Robots): A Fantastic Melodrama in Three Acts and an Epilogue
Čapek, Karel
Czech drama -- Translations into English; Robots -- Drama; Science fiction plays
HELENA. It’s so unnatural. One doesn’t know whether to be disgusted or
to hate them, or perhaps--
DOMIN. To pity them. (_Smiles._)
HELENA. That’s more like it. What did you want to ask _me_?
DOMIN. I should like to ask you, Miss Helena, if you will marry me.
HELENA. What? (_Rises._)
DOMIN. Will you be my wife? (_Rises._)
HELENA. No. The idea!
DOMIN. (_To her, looking at his watch_) Another three minutes. If you
don’t marry me you’ll have to marry one of the other five.
HELENA. But why should I?
DOMIN. Because they’re _all_ going to ask you in turn.
HELENA. (_Crossing him to L.C._) How could they dare do such a thing?
DOMIN. I’m very sorry, Miss Glory. It seems they’ve fallen in love with
you.
HELENA. Please don’t let them. I’ll--I’ll go away at once. (_Starts R.
He stops her, his arms up._)
DOMIN. Helena-- (_She backs away to desk. He follows_) You wouldn’t be
so cruel as to refuse us.
HELENA. But, but--I can’t marry all six.
DOMIN. No, but one anyhow. If you don’t want _me_, marry Fabry.
HELENA. I won’t.
DOMIN. Ah! Doctor Gall?
HELENA. I don’t want any of you.
DOMIN. Another two minutes. (_Pleading. Looking at watch._)
HELENA. I think you’d marry any woman who came here.
DOMIN. _Plenty_ of them have come, Helena.
HELENA. (_Laughing_) Young?
DOMIN. Yes.
HELENA. Why didn’t you marry one of _them_?
DOMIN. Because I didn’t lose my head. Until today--then as soon as you
lifted your veil-- (_HELENA turns her head away._) Another minute.
(_WARN Curtain._)
HELENA. But I don’t want you, I tell you.
DOMIN. (_Laying both hands on her shoulder_) One more minute! Now you
either have to look me straight in the eye and say “no” violently, and
then I leave you alone--or-- (_HELENA looks at him. He takes hands
away. She takes his hand again._)
HELENA. (_Turning her head away_) You’re mad.
DOMIN. A man _has_ to be a bit mad, Helena. That’s the best thing about
him. (_He draws her to him._)
HELENA. (_Not meaning it_) You are--you are--
DOMIN. Well?
HELENA. Don’t, you’re hurting me!
DOMIN. The last chance, Helena. Now or never--
HELENA. But--but-- (_He embraces her; kisses her. She embraces him.
KNOCKING at R. door._)
DOMIN. (_Releasing her_) Come in. (_She lays her head on his shoulder._)
(_Enter BUSMAN, GALL and HALLEMEIER in kitchen aprons, FABRY with a
bouquet and ALQUIST with a napkin under his arm._)
DOMIN. Have you finished your job?
BUSMAN. Yes.
DOMIN. So have we. (_He embraces her. The MEN rush around them and
offer congratulations._)
THE CURTAIN FALLS QUICKLY
ACT TWO
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