R.U.R. (Rossum's Universal Robots): A Fantastic Melodrama in Three Acts and an EpilogueČapek, Karel
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R.U.R. (Rossum's Universal Robots): A Fantastic Melodrama in Three Acts and an Epilogue
Čapek, Karel
Czech drama -- Translations into English; Robots -- Drama; Science fiction plays
NANA. What’s the meaning of that? (_Drops paper._)
HELENA. Nana, no more _people_ are being born.
NANA. That’s the end, then? (_Removing spectacles_) We’re done for.
HELENA. Don’t talk like that.
NANA. No more people are being born. That’s a punishment, that’s a
punishment.
HELENA. Nana!
NANA. (_Standing up_) That’s the end of the world. (_Repeat until off.
Picks paper up from floor. She exits L.1._)
HELENA. (_Goes up to window_) Oh, Mr. Alquist. (_ALQUIST off L.2._)
Will you come here? Oh, come just as you are. You look very nice in
your mason’s overalls. (_ALQUIST enters L.2, his hands soiled with lime
and brick dust. She goes to end of sofa and meets him C._) Dear Mr.
Alquist, it was awfully kind of you, that lovely present.
ALQUIST. My hands are soiled. I’ve been _experimenting_ with that new
cement.
HELENA. Never mind. Please sit down. (_Sits on couch. He sits on her
L._) Mr. Alquist, what’s the meaning of _Ultimus_?
ALQUIST. The last. Why?
HELENA. That’s the name of my new ship. Have you seen it? Do you think
we’re off soon--on a trip?
ALQUIST. Perhaps _very_ soon.
HELENA. All of you with me?
ALQUIST. I should like us _all_ to be there.
HELENA. What _is_ the matter?
ALQUIST. Things are just moving on.
HELENA. Dear Mr. Alquist, I know something dreadful has happened.
ALQUIST. Has your husband _told_ you anything?
HELENA. No. _Nobody_ will tell me anything. But I feel--Is anything the
matter?
ALQUIST. Not that we’ve heard of yet.
HELENA. I feel so nervous. Don’t _you_ ever feel nervous?
ALQUIST. Well, I’m an old man, you know. I’ve got old-fashioned ways.
And I’m afraid of all this progress, and these new-fangled ideas.
HELENA. Like Nana?
ALQUIST. Yes, like Nana. Has Nana got a prayer book?
HELENA. Yes, a big thick one.
ALQUIST. And has it got prayers for various occasions? Against
thunderstorms? Against illness? But not against _progress_?
HELENA. I don’t think so.
ALQUIST. That’s a pity.
HELENA. Why, do you mean you’d like to pray?
ALQUIST. I _do_ pray.
HELENA. How?
ALQUIST. Something like this: “Oh, Lord, I thank thee for having given
me toil; enlighten Domin and all those who are astray; destroy their
work, and aid mankind to return to their labors; let them not suffer
harm in soul or body; deliver us from the Robots, and protect Helena.
Amen.”
HELENA. (_Touches his arm; pats it_) Mr. Alquist, are you a believer?
ALQUIST. I don’t know. I’m not quite sure.
HELENA. And yet you pray?
ALQUIST. That’s better than _worrying_ about it.
HELENA. And that’s enough for you?
ALQUIST. (_Ironically_) It _has_ to be.
HELENA. But if you thought you saw the destruction of mankind coming
upon us--
ALQUIST. I _do_ see it.
HELENA. You mean mankind will be destroyed?
ALQUIST. It’s bound to be unless--unless.
HELENA. What?
ALQUIST. Nothing. (_Pats her shoulder. Rises_) Goodbye. (_Exits L.2._)
HELENA. (_Rises. Calling_) Nana, Nana! (_NANA enters L.1._) Is Radius
still there?
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