R.U.R. (Rossum's Universal Robots): A Fantastic Melodrama in Three Acts and an EpilogueČapek, Karel
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R.U.R. (Rossum's Universal Robots): A Fantastic Melodrama in Three Acts and an Epilogue
Čapek, Karel
Czech drama -- Translations into English; Robots -- Drama; Science fiction plays
HALLEMEIER. (_Crosses to window_) We’ve barricaded the passages and
the stairs. (_Going to window_) God, what swarms of them. I don’t like
the looks of them, Domin. There’s a feeling of death about it all. Any
water here?
FABRY. Ready!
DR. GALL. (_Turning round in the chair_) What’s that wire for, Fabry?
FABRY. The electrical installation. Now we can run the current all
along the garden railing. (_Up to window_) Whenever we like. If anyone
touches it he’ll know it. We’ve still got some _people_ there anyhow.
DR. GALL. Where?
FABRY. In the electrical works. At least, I hope so. (_Goes to lamp on
table L.C. and turns on lamp_) Ah, they’re there, and they’re working.
As long as that’ll burn we’re all right. (_To window._)
HALLEMEIER. The barricades are _all right_, too, Fabry.
FABRY. _Your_ barricades! I can put twelve hundred volts into that
railing. (_HELENA is playing Rachmaninoff’s Elegie off L.1._)
DOMIN. Where’s Busman? (_DOMIN has left window and is walking up and
down stage across front._)
FABRY. Downstairs in the office. He’s working out some calculations.
DOMIN. I’ve called him. We must have a conference. (_Crosses to L._)
ALQUIST. Thank God Madame Helena can still play. (_HALLEMEIER crosses to
L.1 door, opens it slightly and listens to music. Enter BUSMAN L.2._)
FABRY. Look out, Bus--look out for the wires.
DR. GALL. What’s that you’re carrying?
BUSMAN. (_Laying the books on the table L.C._) The ledger, my boy. I’d
like to wind up the accounts before--before-- (_DOMIN crosses up to
window._) Well, this time I shan’t wait till the New Year to strike a
balance. What’s up? (_Goes to window_) Absolutely quiet.
DR. GALL. Can’t you see anything?
BUSMAN. Nothing but blue--blue everywhere.
DR. GALL. That’s the Robots.
DOMIN. The Robots are unloading _firearms_ from the _Amelia_.
BUSMAN. Well, what of it? How can I _stop_ them? (_Returns to L.C.
table, sits and opens ledger._)
DOMIN. We can’t stop them.
BUSMAN. Then let me go on with my accounts. (_Goes on with his work._)
DOMIN. (_Picks up telescope_) Good God! The _Ultimus_ has trained her
guns on us.
DR. GALL. Who’s _done that_?
DOMIN. The Robots on board.
FABRY. H’m, then of course-- (_Pause_) Then--then that’s the end of us.
(_To R. corner of desk._)
DR. GALL. You mean?
FABRY. The Robots are practised marksmen.
DOMIN. Yes. It’s inevitable. (_Pause._)
DR. GALL. (_Swinging around; looking into room. Pause_) That was
criminal of old Europe to teach the Robots to fight. Damn them.
Couldn’t they have given us a rest with their politics? It was a crime
to make soldiers of them.
ALQUIST. It was a crime to make Robots.
DOMIN. (_Quietly. Down C._) No, Alquist, I don’t regret that even today.
ALQUIST. Not even today?
DOMIN. (_Dreamily_) Not even today, the last day of civilization. It
was a colossal achievement.
BUSMAN. (_Sotto voce_) Three hundred sixty million.
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