Extraterrestrial beings -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories; Space ships -- Fiction
Commander Losure looked up at the dredge operator in his glassed-in
booth high on the opposite wall of the hold. He gave a quick hand
signal and transferred his attention to the floor of the vast hold
below him. A shimmering mistiness began to form in the center of the
floor. Commander Losure could feel the tension of his companions as
they waited. It was a blind grab; the dredge operator had no way of
knowing what would be scooped up at the end of his force beam. Slowly
the mistiness grew more dense, darkening to an impenetrable cloud, and
then vanished with an audible snap leaving a strange alien mechanism
on the floor of the hold. It resembled a huge cylinder resting on
tractor-like treads.
From the balcony the men scurrying across the floor seemed dwarfed by
the object. Unheeding of any danger they swarmed over it, measuring,
testing, amassing information to be fed to the computer.
"Holy Ghosts of My Departed Ancestors," gasped Montresig, "what is it?"
"You know as much about it as I do, my dear fellow," the Commander
said. "As soon as the engineers get through poking at it we'll find out
what the computer thinks it is."
"I'll bet it's a weapon of some sort," said Montresig. "They're almost
always fighting down there according to the data we have and there's
frequent mention of a device called a hydrogen bomb. If it's what I
think it is I have no desire to visit them in person."
A figure detached itself from the group of men surrounding the huge
contrivance and came hurrying to the elevator entrance beneath the
balcony. In a moment he appeared on the balcony, burped perfunctorily,
and handed Commander Losure several sheets of script. The Commander
read them into a microphone grill which was part of the remote panel
feeding into the main computer. He waited until a red light glowed,
indicating that the material had been integrated. He pressed a stud
and spoke into the microphone again. "Classify," he said.
"Information in storage banks reveals object to be a gun," said the
loudspeaker. "Gun: an instrument variously known as revolver, heater,
rod, betsy, automatic, typewriter, gat, which refer to. Carried by
gunmen, cowboys, mobsters, killers, cons, doughboys, cops, G-men,
marines, gangsters and kids, which refer to. Weapon fires projectile
known as bullet, lead, shell, slug, which refer to. Solid projectile
pierces body of individual causing serious injury and death. It is used
with that intention. No information on size of instrument previous to
captured speciman which is nearly fourteen zeng ... about five and a
quarter man-lengths ... long. Sample excerpt demonstrating use: 'Blinky
snapped the gun from his holster and fired from the hip. (sound of
explosion) The big cowpoke grabbed at his chest and blood spurted
between his fingers. With a look of surprise on his face he slumped to
the barroom floor.'"
"What do you make of that?" asked the Commander.
"I'd have been surprised, too," said Montresig.
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