Extraterrestrial beings -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories; Space ships -- Fiction
"Rabbit," said the computer. "An animal variously known as bunny, hare,
coney, peter, uncle wiggly. Strong rear legs. Progresses over ground
erratically. Consumes vegetation. Multiplies with great rapidity. Lays
egg at Easter Time. It is generally considered timid and is hunted for
food. Sample excerpt demonstrating relationship: 'Lon climbed over the
stone wall and continued across the woodlot towards his cabin, the
carcasses of three rabbits slung over his shoulder ... there would be
rabbit stew tonight.'"
"Holy Gods in Their Celestial Quarters," said Montresig. "Did you
hear that? Is there any question in your mind now about the size and
ferocity of these people?"
"Considerable," said the Commander. "That computer has made mistakes
before, witness that last planet. Those were supposed to be garden
snails, those slugs that gave us such a walloping. I don't think we get
the right information through to it."
"But Your Loftiness," wailed Montresig, "everything adds up, you can
see for yourself ... their giant cities, their warring on each other,
the information the computer gave us ... it isn't safe to land on that
planet."
"No, I suppose not," sighed the Commander. "But do you realize the
implications? Here we have a highly advanced race just ready to take
off into space ... and according to our information they are savage
war-making giants. If I bring that news back our Supreme Goodness is
apt to issue orders to evacuate several hundred planets and move to
some other galaxy--Let's try the dredge once more."
Commander signaled the dredge operator and waited a reasonable length
of time before he was informed that something was wrong with it and
that it would be some time before repairs could be made.
"I give up," said Commander Losure. "I have orders not to land on a
questionable planet and I've learned my lesson. Either that computer
has a few loose connections or those people are broadcasting pure
nonsense. I just don't believe in giants, much less in scientific
ones. Get ready to leave, Montresig, and see that you make an accurate
written report of this whole situation."
"What do we do with the animal, Your Loftiness?"
"The dredge is busted, so what do you think we can do with it? Heave it
out the airlock. It can stay here on the moon until the first explorers
come up from the planet, which won't be long, and they can have rabbit
stew."
The great ship lifted from the dark moonscape, leaving behind the
frozen form of the first earth being to have crossed space, a surprise
for the crew of the first manned moon rocket, if not the makings of
rabbit stew.
Somewhere, a million miles beyond the sun, the ship accelerated
rapidly. The Commander looked up from his desk as Montresig entered
smartly with a precision burp.
"Alfvis is back in the freeze locker and repairs are going forward on
the dredge, but it'll be a long job."
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