They were all over at Tidy Castle in a minute. They just tumbled
over each other to get there--the kind-hearted things. The servants
were every one fast asleep, though the noise was awful. The loudest
groans came from Lady Gwendolen and Lord Francis because their
mustard plasters were blistering them frightfully.
Ridiklis took charge, because she was the one who knew most about
illness. She sent Gustibus to waken the servants and then ordered
hot water and cold water, and ice, and brandy, and poultices, and
shook the trained nurse for not attending to her business--and took
off the mustard plasters and gave gruel and broth and cough syrup
and castor oil and ipecacuanha, and everyone of the Racketty-Packettys
massaged, and soothed, and patted, and put wet cloths on heads,
until the fever was gone and the Castle dolls all lay back on their
pillows pale and weak, but smiling faintly at every Racketty-Packetty
they saw, instead of turning up their noses and tossing their heads
and sniffing loudly, and just _scorning_ them.
Lady Gwendolen spoke first and instead of being haughty and
disdainful, she was as humble as a new-born kitten.
“Oh! you dear, shabby, disrespectable, darling things!” she said.
“Never, never, will I scorn you again. Never, never!”
[Transcriber’s Note: See picture shabby.jpg]
“That’s right!” said Peter Piper in his cheerful, rather slangy
way. “You take my tip-never you scorn any one again. It’s a
mistake. Just you watch me stand on my head. It’ll cheer you up.”
And he turned six summersaults--just like lightning--and stood on
his head and wiggled his ragged legs at them until suddenly they
heard a snort from one of the beds and it was Lord Hubert beginning
to laugh and then Lord Francis laughed and then Lord Hubert
shouted, and then Lady Doris squealed, and Lady Muriel screamed,
and Lady Gwendolen and the Duchess rolled over and over in their
beds, laughing as if they would have fits.
“Oh! you delightful, funny, shabby old loves!” Lady Gwendolen kept
saying. “To think that we scorned you.”
“They’ll be all right after this,” said Peter Piper. “There’s
nothing cures scarlet fever like cheering up. Let’s all join hands
and dance round and round once for them before we go back to bed.
It’ll throw them into a nice light perspiration and they’ll drop
off and sleep like tops.” And they did it, and before they had
finished, the whole lot of them were perspiring gently and snoring
as softly as lambs.
When they went back to Racketty-Packetty House they talked a good
deal about Cynthia and wondered and wondered why she had left her
scarlet fever so suddenly. And at last Ridiklis made up her mind to
tell them something she had heard.
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