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FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE AMATEUR CRACKSMAN
by E. W. Hornung
Contents
NO SINECURE
A JUBILEE PRESENT
THE FATE OF FAUSTINA
THE LAST LAUGH
TO CATCH A THIEF
AN OLD FLAME
THE WRONG HOUSE
THE KNEES OF THE GODS
RAFFLES
NO SINECURE
I
I am still uncertain which surprised me more, the telegram calling my
attention to the advertisement, or the advertisement itself. The
telegram is before me as I write. It would appear to have been handed
in at Vere Street at eight o’clock in the morning of May 11, 1897, and
received before half-past at Holloway B.O. And in that drab region it
duly found me, unwashen but at work before the day grew hot and my
attic insupportable.
“See Mr. Maturin’s advertisement _Daily Mail_ might suit you earnestly
beg try will speak if necessary —— ——”
I transcribe the thing as I see it before me, all in one breath that
took away mine; but I leave out the initials at the end, which
completed the surprise. They stood very obviously for the knighted
specialist whose consulting-room is within a cab-whistle of Vere
Street, and who once called me kinsman for his sins. More recently he
had called me other names. I was a disgrace, qualified by an adjective
which seemed to me another. I had made my bed, and I could go and lie
and die in it. If I ever again had the insolence to show my nose in
that house, I should go out quicker than I came in. All this, and more,
my least distant relative could tell a poor devil to his face; could
ring for his man, and give him his brutal instructions on the spot; and
then relent to the tune of this telegram! I have no phrase for my
amazement. I literally could not believe my eyes. Yet their evidence
was more and more conclusive: a very epistle could not have been more
characteristic of its sender. Meanly elliptical, ludicrously precise,
saving half-pence at the expense of sense, yet paying like a man for
“Mr.” Maturin, that was my distinguished relative from his bald patch
to his corns. Nor was all the rest unlike him, upon second thoughts. He
had a reputation for charity; he was going to live up to it after all.
Either that, or it was the sudden impulse of which the most calculating
are capable at times; the morning papers with the early cup of tea,
this advertisement seen by chance, and the rest upon the spur of a
guilty conscience.
Well, I must see it for myself, and the sooner the better, though work
pressed. I was writing a series of articles upon prison life, and had
my nib into the whole System; a literary and philanthropical daily was
parading my “charges,” the graver ones with the more gusto; and the
terms, if unhandsome for creative work, were temporary wealth to me. It
so happened that my first check had just arrived by the eight o’clock
post; and my position should be appreciated when I say that I had to
cash it to obtain a _Daily Mail_.
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