“Duplicate boxes, my brainy Bunny. One was already packed and weighted,
and in my pocket. I don’t know whether you noticed me weighing the
three things together in my hand? I know that neither of you saw me
change the boxes, for I did it when I was nearest buying the bee-brooch
at the end, and you were too puzzled, and the other Johnny too keen. It
was the cheapest shot in the game; the dear ones were sending old
Theobald to Southampton on a fool’s errand yesterday afternoon, and
showing one’s own nose down Regent Street in broad daylight while he
was gone; but some things are worth paying for, and certain risks one
must always take. Nice boxes, aren’t they? I only wished they contained
a better cigarette; but a notorious brand was essential; a box of
Sullivans would have brought me to life to-morrow.”
“But they oughtn’t to open it to-morrow.”
“Nor will they, as a matter of fact. Meanwhile, Bunny, I may call upon
you to dispose of the boodle.”
“I’m on for any mortal thing!”
My voice rang true, I swear, but it was the way of Raffles to take the
evidence of as many senses as possible. I felt the cold steel of his
eyes through mine and through my brain. But what he saw seemed to
satisfy him no less than what he heard, for his hand found my hand, and
pressed it with a fervor foreign to the man.
“I know you are, and I knew you would be. Only remember, Bunny, it’s my
turn next to pay the shot!”
You shall hear how he paid it when the time came.
A JUBILEE PRESENT
The Room of Gold, in the British Museum, is probably well enough known
to the inquiring alien and the travelled American. A true Londoner,
however, I myself had never heard of it until Raffles casually proposed
a raid.
“The older I grow, Bunny, the less I think of your so-called precious
stones. When did they ever bring in half their market value in £. s. d.
There was the first little crib we ever cracked together—you with your
innocent eyes shut. A thousand pounds that stuff was worth; but how
many hundreds did it actually fetch. The Ardagh emeralds weren’t much
better; old Lady Melrose’s necklace was far worse; but that little lot
the other night has about finished me. A cool hundred for goods priced
well over four; and £35 to come off for bait, since we only got a
tenner for the ring I bought and paid for like an ass. I’ll be shot if
I ever touch a diamond again! Not if it was the Koh-i-noor; those few
whacking stones are too well known, and to cut them up is to decrease
their value by arithmetical retrogression. Besides, that brings you up
against the Fence once more, and I’m done with the beggars for good and
all. You talk about your editors and publishers, you literary swine.
Barabbas was neither a robber nor a publisher, but a six-barred,
barbed-wired, spike-topped Fence. What we really want is an
Incorporated Society of Thieves, with some public-spirited old forger
to run it for us on business lines.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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