Raffles would have been too absurd had he not been thoroughly alive to
his own absurdity; there was nevertheless an underlying sincerity in
his appreciation of any and every form of beauty, which all his
nonsense could not conceal. And his infatuation for the cup was, as he
declared, a very pure passion, since the circumstances debarred him
from the chief joy of the average collector, that of showing his
treasure to his friends. At last, however, and at the height of his
craze, Raffles and reason seemed to come together again as suddenly as
they had parted company in the Room of Gold.
“Bunny,” he cried, flinging his newspaper across the room, “I’ve got an
idea after your own heart. I know where I can place it after all!”
“Do you mean the cup?”
“I do.”
“Then I congratulate you.”
“Thanks.”
“Upon the recovery of your senses.”
“Thanks galore. But you’ve been confoundedly unsympathetic about this
thing, Bunny, and I don’t think I shall tell you my scheme till I’ve
carried it out.”
“Quite time enough,” said I.
“It will mean your letting me loose for an hour or two under cloud of
this very night. To-morrow’s Sunday, the Jubilee’s on Tuesday, and old
Theobald’s coming back for it.”
“It doesn’t much matter whether he’s back or not if you go late
enough.”
“I mustn’t be late. They don’t keep open. No, it’s no use your asking
any questions. Go out and buy me a big box of Huntley & Palmer’s
biscuits; any sort you like, only they must be theirs, and absolutely
the biggest box they sell.”
“My dear man!”
“No questions, Bunny; you do your part and I’ll do mine.”
Subtlety and success were in his face. It was enough for me, and I had
done his extraordinary bidding within a quarter of an hour. In another
minute Raffles had opened the box and tumbled all the biscuits into the
nearest chair.
“Now newspapers!”
I fetched a pile. He bid the cup of gold a ridiculous farewell, wrapped
it up in newspaper after newspaper, and finally packed it in the empty
biscuit-box.
“Now some brown paper. I don’t want to be taken for the grocer’s young
man.”
A neat enough parcel it made, when the string had been tied and the
ends cut close; what was more difficult was to wrap up Raffles himself
in such a way that even the porter should not recognize him if they
came face to face at the corner. And the sun was still up. But Raffles
would go, and when he did I should not have known him myself.
He may have been an hour away. It was barely dusk when he returned, and
my first question referred to our dangerous ally, the porter. Raffles
had passed him unsuspected in going, but had managed to avoid him
altogether on the return journey, which he had completed by way of the
other entrance and the roof. I breathed again.
“And what have you done with the cup?”
“Placed it!”
“How much for? How much for?”
“Let me think. I had a couple of cabs, and the postage was a tanner,
with another twopence for registration. Yes, it cost me exactly
five-and-eight.”
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