Railway Adventures and Anecdotes: Extending over More Than Fifty Years
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Railway Adventures and Anecdotes: Extending over More Than Fifty Years
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“I can readily understand, sir,” replied the other, “why my friend is so
anxious to get rid of this inquiry—simple and short as it will be; but I
trust, sir, that you will consider it of sufficient importance to allow
it to proceed. I purpose to put only a few questions more on this
extraordinary petition against the Bill (the bare meaning of the name of
which the petitioner does not seem to understand) for the purpose of
eliciting some further information respecting it.”
The Committee being thus appealed to by both parties, inclined their
heads for a few moments in order to facilitate a communication in
whispers, and then decided that the inquiry might proceed. It was
evident that the matter had excited an interest in the minds and breasts
of the honourable members of the Committee; created as much perhaps by
the extreme mean and poverty-stricken appearance of the witness—a
miserable, dirty, and decrepit old man—as by the disclosures he had
already made.
“Well, Snooks, I was about to ask you (when my friend interrupted me) who
got you to sign the petition, or that zummit as you call it?”
“Some genelmen, zur.”
“Who were they—do you know their names?”
“Noa, zur, co’ant say I do nar ’em a’, zur.”
“But do you know any of them, was that gentleman behind you one?”
[The gentleman referred to was the fine benevolent-looking individual who
had previously kindly endeavoured to assist the witness in his answers,
and who stood the present scrutiny with marked composure and
complaisance].
“Yees, zur, he war one on ’em.”
“Do you know his name?”
“Noa, zur, I doant; but he be one of the railway genelmen.”
“What did he say to you, when he requested you to sign the petition?”
“He said I ware to zine (pointing to the petition) that zummit.”
“When and where, pray, did you sign it?”
“A lot o’ railway genelmen kum to me on Sunday night last; and they wo’
make me do it, zur.”
“On Sunday night last, aye!”
“What, on Sunday night!” exclaimed one honourable member on the extreme
right of the Chairman, with horror depicted on his countenance; “are you
sure, witness, that it was done in the evening of a Sabbath?”
“The honourable member asks you, whether you are certain that you were
called upon by the railway gentlemen to sign the petition on a Sunday
evening? I think you told me last Sunday evening.”
“Oa, yees, zur; they kum just as we war a garing to chapel.”
“Disgraceful, and wrong in the extreme!” ejaculated the honourable
member.
“And did not that gentleman” (continued the Agent for the Bill), “nor any
of the railway gentlemen, as you call them, when they requested you to
sign, explain the nature and contents of the petition?”
“Noa, zur.”
“Then you don’t know at this moment what it’s for?”
“Noa, zur.”
“Of course, therefore, it’s not your petition as set forth?”
“I doant nar, zur. I zined zummit.”
“Now, answer me, do you object to this line of railway? Have you any
dislike to it?”
“O, noa, zur. I shud loak to zee it kum.”
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