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From a furtive glance at Allan John's graying face and the May
Girl's somewhat startled stare, young Kennilworth looked up with a
rather peculiarly glinting smile.
"Oh, that's easy," said he, "I'm saving mine to break the head of
some bally fool!"
"And my last bottle," interposed George Keets quickly. "My last
bottle--?" In his fine ascetic face the flush deepened suddenly
again, but with the flush the faintest possible little smile showed
also at the lip-line. "Oh, I suppose if I'm really going to have a
wedding--in that little gray toy house, it's up to me to save mine
for a 'Loving Cup' . . . claret . . . Something very mild and rosy
. . . Yes, mine shall be claret."
With her pretty nose crinkled in what seemed like a particularly
abstruse reflection, the May Girl glanced up.
"Bene--benedictine?" she questioned. "Is that the stuff that smells
the way stars would taste if you ate them raw?"
"I really can't say," mused Kennilworth. "I don't think I ever ate
a perfectly raw star. At the night-lunch carts I think they almost
invariably fry them on both sides."
"Night-lunch carts?" scoffed Keets, with what seemed to me like
rather unnecessary acerbity. "N-o, somehow I don't seem to picture
you in a night-lunch cart when it comes time to share your last
bottle of champagne with--with--'Miss Dancy-Prancy of the Sillies,'
wasn't it?"
"My last bottle isn't champagne!" flared young Kennilworth. "It's
scotch! . . . And there'll be no Miss Anybody in it, thank you!"
His face was really angry, and one twitch of his foot had knocked
half his village into chaos. "Oh, all right, I'll tell you what I'm
going to do with my last bottle!" he frowned. "The next-to-the-last-one,
as you say, is none of your business! But the last one is going to
my Old Man! . . . I come from Kansas," he acknowledged a bit
shamefacedly. "From a shack no bigger than this room . . . And my
Old Man lives there yet . . . And he's always been used to having a
taste of something when he wanted it and I guess he misses it some.
. . . And he'll be eighty years old the 15th of next December. I'm
going home for it. . . . I haven't been home for seven years. . . .
But my Old Man is going to get his scotch! . . . If they yank me
off at every railroad station and shoot me at sunrise each new
day,--my Old Man is going to get his scotch!
"Bully for you," said George Keets.
"All the same," argued the May Girl, "I think benedictine smells
better."
With a little gaspy breath somebody discovered what had happened to
the Village.
"Who did that?" demanded Paul Brenswick.
"You did!" snapped young Kennilworth.
"I didn't, either," protested Brenswick.
"Why of all cheeky things!" cried the Bride.
"Now see here," I admonished them, "you're all very tired and very
irritable. And I suggest that you all pack off to bed."
Helping the May Girl up from her cramped position, George Keets
bent low for a single exaggerated moment over her proffered hand.
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