Dickens, Charles, 1812-1870 -- Homes and haunts -- England -- London; Literary landmarks -- England -- London
“‘The door-plate is used as a protection,’ said Mrs. Billickin, ‘and
acts as such, and go from it I will not.’
“Mr. Grewgious stared at Rosa.
“‘No, Mr. Grewgious, you must excuse me. So long as this ’ouse is
known indefinite as Billickin’s, and so long as it is a doubt with
the riff-raff where Billickin may be hidin’, near the street-door or
down the airy, and what his weight and size, so long I feel safe.
But commit myself to a solitary female statement, no, Miss! Nor
would you for a moment wish,’ said Mrs. Billickin, with a strong
sense of injury, ‘to take that advantage of your sex, if you were not
brought to it by inconsiderate example.’
“Rosa reddening as if she had made some most disgraceful attempt to
overreach the good lady, besought Mr. Grewgious to rest content with
any signature. And accordingly, in a baronial way, the sign-manual
BILLICKIN got appended to the document.”
And we may here recall the incidental passage of arms between the worthy
landlady and Miss Twinkleton, Mrs. B. being always in direct antagonism
with the schoolmistress, against whom she “openly pitted herself as one
whom she fully ascertained to be her natural enemy.” Witness “the B.
enveloped in the shawl of State,” as she remarked to Miss Twinkleton that
“‘A rush from scanty feeding to generous feeding, from what you may
call messing to what you may call method, do require a power of
constitution, which is not often found in youth, particular when
undermined by boarding-school. . . . I was put in youth to a very
genteel boarding-school, the mistress being no less a lady than
yourself, of about your own age, or it may be some years younger, and
a poorness of blood flowed from the table, which has run through my
life.’
* * * * *
“‘If you refer to the poverty of your circulation,’ began Miss
Twinkleton, when again the Billickin neatly stopped her.
“‘I have used no such expressions.’
“‘If you refer, then, to the poorness of your blood—’
“‘Brought upon me,’ stipulated the Billickin, expressly, ‘at a
boarding-school—’
“‘Then,’ resumed Miss Twinkleton, ‘all I can say is, that I am bound
to believe, on your asseveration, that it is very poor indeed. I
cannot forbear adding, that if that unfortunate circumstance
influences your conversation, it is much to be lamented, and it is
eminently desirable that your blood were richer.’”
Southampton Street is not a long one, and is now chiefly occupied by
solicitors and architects; but there is reason to believe that the
Billickins’ residence was, aforetime, to be found at No. 18, which is
situated next door but one to an archway. As Mrs. B. herself candidly
pointed out,
“The arching leads to a mews; mewses must exist.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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