American fiction -- 20th century; Bildungsromans; World War, 1914-1918 -- United States -- Fiction; Young men -- Fiction
“Putty-boom! Putty-boom! Putty-boom-boom-boom!” he vociferated, as the
drums--and then as the bugles: “Ta, ta, ra, tara!” He addressed his
restive legs: “_Whoa_, there, you Whitey! Gee! Haw! Git up!” Then,
waving an imaginary sword: “Col-lumn right! Farwud _March!_ Halt! Carry
_harms!_” He “carried arms.” “Show-dler _harms!_” He “shouldered arms,”
and returned to his seat.
“That'd be me, Grandpa. That's the way I'd do.” And as the grandfather
nodded, seeming to agree, a thought recently dismissed returned to the
mind of the composite procession and he asked:
“Well, _why_ weren't you ever afraid the Rebels would whip the Unions,
Grandpa?”
“Oh, we knew they couldn't.”
“I guess so.” The little boy laughed disdainfully, thinking his question
satisfactorily answered. “I guess those ole Rebels couldn't whipped a
flea! They didn't know how to fight any at all, did they, Grandpa?”
“Oh, yes, they did!”
“What?” The boy was astounded. “Weren't they all just reg'lar ole
cowards, Grandpa?”
“No,” said the grandfather. “They were pretty fine soldiers.”
“They were? Well, they ran away whenever you began shootin' at 'em,
didn't they?”
“Sometimes they did, but most times they didn't. Sometimes they fought
like wildcats--and sometimes we were the ones that ran away.”
“What for?”
“To keep from getting killed, or maybe to keep from getting captured.”
“But the Rebels were bad men, weren't they, Grandpa?”
“No.”
The boy's forehead, customarily vacant, showed some little vertical
shadows, produced by a struggle to think. “Well, but--” he began,
slowly. “Listen, Grandpa, listen here!”
“Well?”
“Listen! Well, you said--you said you never got scared the ole Rebels
were goin' to win.”
“They did win pretty often,” said the grandfather. “They won a good many
battles.”
“I mean, you said you never got scared they'd win the war.”
“No, we were never afraid of that.”
“Well, but if they were good men and fought like wildcats, Grandpa, and
kep' winning battles and everything, how could that be? How could you
_help_ bein' scared they'd win the war?”
The grandfather's feeble eyes twinkled brightly. “Why, we _knew_ they
couldn't, Ramsey.”
At this, the little vertical shadows on Ramsey's forehead became more
pronounced, for he had succeeded in thinking. “Well, _they_ didn't know
they couldn't, did they?” he argued. “They thought they were goin' to
win, didn't they?”
“Yes, I guess they did. Up till toward the last, I suppose they probably
did. But you see they were wrong.”
“Well, but--” Ramsey struggled. “Listen! Listen here, Grandpa! Well,
anyway, if they never got scared _we'd_ win, and nobody got scared
_they'd_ win--well, I don't see--”
“You don't see what?”
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