Detective and mystery stories; Stone, Fleming (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
“And always shall, if you are so ugly about it! Why must you fly into
a rage over it? Your temper is--”
“My temper is roused by your cruelty--”
“Cruelty!”
“Yes; it’s as much cruelty as if you struck me! You deny me my
heart’s dearest wish for no reason whatever--”
“It’s enough that I don’t approve of an allowance--”
“It ought to be enough that I do!”
“No, no, my lady! I love you, I adore you, but I am not the sort of
man to lie down and let you walk over me! I give you everything you want
and if I reserve the privilege of paying for it myself, it does not seem
to me a crime!”
“Oh, do hush up, Sanford! You drive me frantic! You prate the same
foolishness, over and over! I don’t want to hear any more about it.
You said you had spoken the last word on the subject, now stop it! I,
too, have said my final say. I shall do as I please, and I shall not
consider myself accountable to you for my actions.”
“Confound it! Do what you please, then! I wash my hands of your
nonsense! But be careful how you carry the name I have given you!”
“If you keep on, I may decide not to carry it at all--”
Eunice was interrupted by the entrance of Ferdinand, announcing the
arrival of Mason Elliott.
Trained in the school of convention, both the Emburys became at once the
courteous, cordial host and hostess.
“Hello, Elliott,” sang out Sanford, “glad to see your bright and
happy face. Come right along and chum in.”
Eunice offered her hand with a welcoming smile.
“Just the boy I was looking for,” she said, “we’ve the jolliest
game on for the afternoon. Haven’t we, San?”
“Fool trick, if you ask me! Howsumever, everything goes. Interested in
thought-transference bunk, Elliott?”
“I know what you’re getting at.” Mason Elliott nodded his head
understandingly. “Hendricks put me wise. So, I says to myself,
s’posin’ I hop along and listen in. Yes, I am interested,
sufficiently so not to mind your jeers about bunk and that.”
“Oh, do you believe in it, Mason?” said Eunice, animatedly; “for
this is a faked affair--or, rather, the explanation of one. It’s the
Hanlon boy, you know--”
“Yes; I know. But what’s the racket with you two turtle-doves? I
come in, and find Eunice wearing the pet expression of a tragedy queen
and Sanford, here, doing the irate husband. Going into the movies?”
“Yes, that’s it,” and Eunice smiled bravely, although her lips
still quivered from her recent turbulent quarrel, and a light, jaunty
air was forced to conceal her lingering nervousness.
“Irate husband is good!” laughed Embury, “considering we are yet
honeymooners.”
“Good dissemblers, both of you,” and Elliott settled himself in
an easy chair, “but you don’t fool your old friend. Talk about
thought-transference--it doesn’t take much of that commodity to read
that you two were interrupted by my entrance in the middle of a real,
honest-to-goodness, cats’-and-dogs’ quarrel.”
“All right, have it your own way,” and Embury laughed shortly;
“but it wasn’t the middle of it, it was about over.”
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