Inventions -- Fiction; Mousetraps -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories
"We tagged rats and sent 'em through one of Manton's traps. Later we
used one of the old wire-cage affairs. Someone had gone to the trouble
of counterfeiting some of our tags. Out of fifty-seven rats caught with
tags, we found a duplicate number. Someone obviously caught a tagged
one from wherever it was sent, and in an effort to confuse us, made
duplicate tags and sent 'em back."
"Deliberate!"
Admiral Grayson of Intelligence nodded. "Tomlinson of Psychological
Warfare says that's what he would recommend to spread confusion. You
see, this Power would not stop; they would also know that we are
trying to find out all about it. Therefore they would prefer to add
confusion to our search. Hence the duplication of tags."
"Could you tell the real one?"
Harris nodded. "Easily. The original one was well worn because the rat
had more time to go roaming. The duplicate was almost new."
"They never did turn up with that key tag of Andrews, did they?"
"Nope."
"No one but a suspicious Power would conceal such a thing now that the
search for it is out. The answer is obvious."
Treed nodded in agreement. "I shall recommend that Congress offer an
award of twenty thousand dollars to whomever gives information to bring
the truth to light." He shuddered. "This rat business is terrible. My
wife is nearly out of her mind. Last night she swore that she saw a rat
_appear_ on the floor beneath the dresser. I hushed it, of course, but
that is why I'm bringing this committee to order on the subject."
"Perhaps Manton's device just hurls them back and forth across the
country."
Treed shook his head. "Manton's Better Mousetrap doesn't work that
way," he said with conviction. "Thanks to Manton's little registers
we know that Manton's catch--overall--has been rising but definitely
following the increase in rat population over the entire country. You
see, gentlemen, Manton's traps have been made to fill a demand in
every case. It started with friends who needed them. You're sort of
insisting that Manton's traps come assembled with its own mice."
That got a big laugh.
"And," said Senator Treed, "God help the one who is responsible for
this!"
* * * * *
Tony Andrews entered the salesroom and smiled at the clerk. "Look," he
said, "I've been a good customer."
"You have," agreed the salesman. "I know you. I'm Tom Locke."
"Well, Mr. Locke, I'd like another one of those key tags."
The salesman nodded. "Those things are popular," he said. "But what
happened?"
"I dropped mine through one of those Better Mousetraps."
"Oh," laughed the salesman, "they've been returned from every portion
of the globe. But I guess the mail service isn't too good from wherever
That is."
"I'd hoped it would come back," said Andrews. "But I'm wrong. And I'd
like another one."
"Sure. Be glad to. Since you're the man who originated the idea with
us."
"I'm sorry to have to ask--What? Originated what?"
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