My messmate, with all manner of humility, now made his request, which
being granted, we went down together to my chest, and making a bundle of
all the clothes that required alteration, we placed that and ourselves
in a shore-boat, and made our way to the tailor's. I was there
introduced to the lovely Jemima. She looked like a very pretty doll,
modelled with crumbs of white bread; she was so soft, so fair, and so
unmeaning. After the order was given, my maker of the outward man
hazarded a few inquiries, in a manner so kind and so obliging, that
quite made me lose sight of their impertinence. When he found that I
had leave to remain on shore, and that my pocket-book was far from being
ill-furnished, he expatiated very feelingly upon the exactions of living
at inns, offered me a bed for nothing, provided only that I would pay
for my breakfast, and appoint him my tailor in ordinary; and declared
that he would leave no point unturned to make me comfortable and happy.
As this conversation took place in the little parlour at the back of the
shop, Jemima--Miss Jemima--was present, and, as I seemed to hesitate,
the innocent-looking dear slily came up beside me, and, taking my hand,
pressed it amorously, stealing at me a look with eyes swimming with a
strange expression. This by-play decided the business. The agreement
was made, the terms being left entirely to Mr Tapes. Covering my
inappropriate dress with my blue surtout, I was about leaving with my
messmate, when the young lady said to her father, "Perhaps Mr Rattlin
would like to see his room before he goes out?"
"Not particularly."
"Oh, but you must. You may come in, and I and the servant may be out.
This way--you must not come up, Mr Pridhomme, _your_ boots are so
abominably dirty. There, isn't it a nice room?--you pretty, pretty
boy," said she, jumping up, and giving me a long kiss, that almost took
my breath away. "Don't tell old leather-chops, will you, and I _shall_
love you so."
"Who is old leather-chops--your father?"
"Dear me, no; never mind him. I mean your messmate, Mr Pridhomme."
"I'm stepping into life," thought I, as I went downstairs, "and with no
measured strides either."
"What do you think of Jemima?" said Mr Pridhomme, as we walked
arm-in-arm towards the ramparts.
"Pretty."
"Pretty!--why she's an angel! If there was ever an angel on earth, it
is Jemima Tapes. But what is mere beauty? Nothing compared to
sincerity and innocence--she is all innocence and sincerity."
"I am glad that you believe so."
"Believe so--why, look at her! She is all innocence. She won't let her
father kiss her."
"Why?"
"She says it is so indelicate."
"How does she know what is, or what is not, indelicate?"
"Damn it, younker, you'd provoke a saint. She assures me when she is
forced to shake hands with a grown-up man, that it actually gives her a
cold shudder all over. I don't think that she ever kissed anybody but
her mother, and that was years ago."
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