Women -- Great Britain -- Social conditions; Women -- Suffrage -- Great Britain
"It was idiotic of me," confessed Penelope; "she said something unfair
about 'those dreadful women,' so I had to say I was one of them; and
after that I had to go on, naturally. But if I haven't converted mother
in the drawing-room, I seem to have succeeded incidentally in converting
cook in the kitchen. It's a pity there were not a few more Antis
concealed about the house while I was at the ear-trumpet, isn't it?"
"Listen!" I interrupted.
Sarah was clearing away tea, and through the open drawing-room door came
scraps of conversation.
"It is only right to study both sides of a question, Sarah."
"Yes'm."
"Florence Nightingale, the noblest Englishwoman who ever lived--I hope
you open the window and not the door, when you wish to air your bedroom,
Sarah?--Florence Nightingale was misrepresented just in the same way."
"Yes'm."
"I think I shall stop your monthly magazine and order a suffrage
periodical for the kitchen instead."
"Yes'm. We have two of Miss Penelope's already. Thank you, ma'am."
Penelope and I fled downstairs to escape detection.
"She was converted all the time; I told you she would be," I remarked on
the doorstep.
"Now for the immortal grudge!" sighed Penelope.
VI
At a Street Corner
"People of London!" faltered the lady who had just stepped upon the
sugar-box at the edge of the pavement.
The people of London, who happened just then to be a very little girl
carrying a very large baby, stared in some astonishment. Another lady,
who had been distributing handbills farther along the street, came back
and prompted the speaker encouragingly.
"Go on; that's splendid!" she said with friendly warmth.
The woman on the sugar-box, who had never stood on a sugar-box before,
smiled wanly. "Why do they never have earthquakes except in countries
where people don't want them?" she sighed. Her friend being engaged at
the moment in pressing a handbill upon the little girl, who obligingly
gripped the baby with one hand and her chin in order to take it, there
came no response to the appeal of the orator in the gutter; and she
pulled herself together and made a fresh start.
"People of London!" she repeated amiably. "We have come here to tell
you about 'Votes for----'"
"Why, it's these 'ere Suffra_gites_!" suddenly yelled the people of
London, shifting the baby on to the other arm; and the debutante on the
sugar-box broke down and laughed deprecatingly.
"I really must wait for some more people," she protested.
"You needn't," said her more experienced companion. "They always come
along fast enough as soon as they see some one like you standing on a
sugar-box."
"That doesn't surprise me," remarked the inexperienced one, thinking
regretfully of a happy past in which the chief aim of a well-ordered
life had been to avoid doing anything that would attract attention.
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