I used to do the thing systematically, and my train of reflections
ran somewhat in this wise: “General appearance, vulgar; fairly
opulent and extremely self-possessed; looks like a man who could
out-chaff a bargee, and yet be at his ease in middle-class society.
Eyes well set together and nose rather prominent; would be a good
long-range marksman. Cheeks flabby, but the softness of expression
redeemed by a square-cut jaw and a well-set lower lip. On the whole,
a powerful type. Now for the hands—rather disappointed there.
Thought he was a self-made man by the look of him, but there is no
callous in the palm and no thickness at the joints. Has never been
engaged in any real physical work, I should think. No tanning on the
backs of the hands; on the contrary, they are very white, with blue
projecting veins and long, delicate fingers. Couldn’t be an artist
with that face, and yet he has the hands of a man engaged in
delicate manipulations. No red acid spots upon his clothes, no ink
stains, no nitrate of silver marks upon the hands (this helps to
negative my half-formed opinion that he was a photographer). Clothes
not worn in any particular part. Coat made of tweed, and fairly old;
but the left elbow, as far as I can see it, has as much of the fluff
left on as the right, which is seldom the case with men who do much
writing. Might be a commercial traveller, but the little pocketbook
in the waistcoat is wanting, nor has he any of those handy valises
suggestive of samples.”
I give these brief headings of my ideas merely to demonstrate my
method of arriving at a conclusion. As yet I had obtained nothing
but negative results; but now, to use a chemical metaphor, I was in
a position to pour off this solution of dissolved possibilities and
examine the residue. I found myself reduced to a very limited number
of occupations. He was neither a lawyer nor a clergyman, in spite of
a soft felt hat, and a somewhat clerical cut about the necktie. I
was wavering now between pawnbroker and horsedealer; but there was
too much character about his face for the former, and he lacked that
extraordinary equine atmosphere which hangs about the latter even in
his hours of relaxation; so I formed a provisional diagnosis of
betting man of methodistical persuasions, the latter clause being
inserted in deference to his hat and necktie.
Pray, do not think that I reasoned it out like this in my own mind.
It is only now, sitting down with pen and paper, that I can see the
successive steps. As it was, I had formed my conclusion within sixty
seconds of the time when I drew my hat down over my eyes and uttered
the mental ejaculation with which my narrative begins.
I did not feel quite satisfied even then with my deduction. However,
as a leading question would—to pursue my chemical analogy—act as
my litmus paper, I determined to try one. There was a “Times” lying
by my companion, and I thought the opportunity too good to be
neglected.
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