So, with a little flagging talk, the dinner passes, and the modest
dessert appears: scarlet pyramids of strawberries, great bag-shaped
British Queens, and little racy, queer-tasted hautbois.
Sarah retires, and the embargo is taken off Esther's speech.
"Is she gone--finally gone?" she cries, very eagerly. "Heaven be
praised for that! I thought she would never have done clattering those
spoons. Oh, Jack, what a heavy weight a piece of news is to carry! How
I sympathise with the woman who had to whisper to the rushes about
Midas' ears! I have been dying all through dinner for some rushes to
whisper to."
"To whisper _what_ to?" asks the boy, his eyes opening very wide and
round.
"Jack, do I look taller than usual to-night?"
"No."
"Broader?"
"Not that I perceive."
"More consequential?"
"Much as usual. You never are a woman with 'a presence.'"
"Is it possible that there's no difference at all in me?"
"None whatever; except that, now I look at you, your cheeks are, if
possible, redder than usual. Why should there be any?"
"Because" (drawing herself up) "I have to-day passed a turning-point in
my history. I have had--a proposal."
"Who from?--one of the haymakers?"
"No. That would not have surprised me much more, though. Let me get
it out as quick as I can, now that the string of my tongue is loosed.
Robert Brandon was here to-day."
"As I know to my cost," says Jack, with rather a rueful face at the
recollection of his unpalatable dinner.
"And--and--how shall I word it prettiest?--asked me to be his."
"The devil he did!" exclaims Jack, surprised into strong, language.
"Yes, the devil he did! as you epigrammatically remark."
"And you, what answer did you give?" asks the boy, quickly, his mouth
emulating the example of his eyes, and opening wide, too.
"I said I was much obliged, but that, for the present, I preferred
being my own."
"You said 'No,' of course?"
"Yes, I did; ever so many 'Noes.' I did not count them, but I'm sure
their name was Legion."
Jack gives a sigh of relief, and throws a biscuit to the ceaselessly
attent sheep-dog. "Poor beggar!" he says. "Here, Luath, old man.
You old muff! why did you not catch it? He is as good a fellow as
ever I came across, and now, I suppose, it will be all different and
disagreeable. Hang it! what a plague women are!"
"But, Jack----"
"Well, Essie, not done yet? Any more unlucky fellows sent off with
their tails between their legs?"
"No, no; but, Jack" (looking down, and staining her fingers with the
henna of the strawberries), "I--I'm not quite sure that, after all
those 'Noes,' I did not say something that was not quite 'No.'"
"That was 'Yes?'"
"No, not 'Yes' either; not positive, actual 'Yes;' something betwixt
and between; a sort of possible, hypothetical 'Yes.'"
"More fool you!" said Jack, briefly.
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