Mrs. Tomkins' main hope is in her sister, pretty, second-rate, pert
Miss Smith, who, with a dog-collar round her waist, to demonstrate its
tenuity, and two long, uncurled curls, vulgarly known as "Follow me,
lads!" floating over her fat shoulders, has been kissing strawberries
and rose-buds, and selling them at half-a-crown apiece, to such
attorneys' clerks and doctors' assistants of weak intellect as inhabit
Melford town.
On Miss Blessington's other side the Misses Denzil hold sway--daughters
of a neighbour baronet, whom for twenty years past Sir Thomas has hated
with the hate of hell, because he once beat him in a contest for the
county. Belinda Denzil, an elderly young lady, tall and yellow and
stately; likest to a dandelion among the flowers of the field; and
Priscilla, a beady-eyed, brisk brune, of whom her admirers predicate
that she could talk the hind leg off a mule!
Mr. Gerard and Mr. De Grey are strolling about together arm in arm;
criticising the wares a little and the saleswomen a good deal. They
are not particularly fond of one another; but no more was Alexander
Selkirk, I dare say, of his next-door neighbour, when he lived in
town, if he ever did. All the same, if the said next-door neighbour
had happened to land on that most irreligious of desert islands,
where the benighted valleys and rocks never heard the sound of the
church-going bell, don't you suppose that he would have rushed into
his arms? So in this desert island of Melford, St. John and Dick, the
only two respectable fellows, as they think, among a savage horde of
squireens, march about, hooked on together for mutual defence against
the barbarians.
"You seem to be driving a thriving trade," remarks St. John, who, after
his wanderings, has at length come to anchor at Miss Blessington's
stall, addressing Esther, but addressing her diffidently, as one
that, after the severe and uncalled-for snubbing he had this morning
received, was by no means sure of the reception his civilities might
meet with, while three old women and a parson squeeze in beside
himself and his friend.
"Perhaps you will kindly contribute towards making it more thriving,
by buying something;" replies Miss Craven, coolly and drily. "Let me
recommend this cigar case to your notice; it is rather ugly, and very
dear, but one must not mind trifling drawbacks of that kind on an
occasion like the present."
"Did you make it?"
"Yes; but please don't be so polite as to buy it on that account, as,
upon the same grounds, you would have to buy a large proportion of the
beautiful works of art before you."
So speaking, she turns away from him to another customer, as if glad to
be rid of him.
"May I ask what the price of this is?" asks Mr. De Grey, leaning with
languid familiarity over Miss Smith's counter (everybody is familiar
with Miss Smith; that is one of her great charms), and holding up a
gorgeously-embroidered smoking cap between his finger and thumb.
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