It was Friday, the day before the Rugger Match, and every one was
considering how to get away, as the College Collections were going on
all the morning, and the match began at two o’clock. Those who had
been in the Schools, of course, had no difficulty in getting leave;
but the excuses offered by the rest were more numerous than truthful.
The number of dentists with whom urgent appointments had been made was
simply phenomenal, while several men had relatives who had chosen that
exact day to leave for the Riviera, or to return from South Africa.
The rush by the 12.52, which arrived almost in time for the match,
was unprecedented. Freddy, who had been in for a Viva that morning,
arrived at the station just before the train started, with a shirt in
his coat pocket, and two ties and a collar rolled up in a copy of the
_Daily Mail_. He also brought two bags stuffed with unnecessary things,
bulging and unlocked; he is, I think, the most untidy person in Oxford.
The Pilot, Reggie, de Beresford, Accrington and I were waiting for him
on the platform; and de B. had just offered five to one against his
turning up, but, unfortunately no one had taken him, owing to Freddy’s
known unpunctuality. We secured by the use of palm-oil, a carriage
to ourselves, and played poker on the way up. We finished soon after
Reading, and then the Pilot, who had been in an utterly penniless
condition for two days previously, explained for our benefit how he had
secured the necessary funds for this expedition.
‘You know,’ he began, ‘that picture “The Golden Dream,” by Dicksee;
well, I bought that at Gill and Manser’s in the Corn, when I came up,
and it cost me four guineas. Since then the value of the thing has gone
up, and I got nearly seven pounds for it when I sold it to Pickington
and Bluster. So I kept the fiver for this little trip; and sent the
other people something on account.’
‘How did you know the thing would go up?’ inquired Freddy.
‘I didn’t,’ replied the Pilot. ‘But I knew it wouldn’t go down.’
On our arrival at Paddington we separated for various destinations:
Freddy and I drove straight to Queen’s to meet Squiff who had been up
overnight, and found the match had already started; so we made for
our seats and proceeded to enjoy the game. It was an excellent fight,
but resulted in a draw, which I always consider most unsatisfactory.
However, the last ten minutes were so hard fought, and the relief so
great, that Squiff, when the whistle was blown, out of pure joy planted
his fist through the topper of an elderly and portly person with a gold
chain, who was sitting in front; the old boy (who had been dancing on
one leg and gurgling ‘Cambridge’ loudly) took no notice, but continued
to yell, so we left him, and squeezed our way out. I got into a cab
with Freddy and Squiff, and drove off to the ‘Cabin’ for tea.
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