When I entered the Fresher’s room I found Lord St. Ronots and another
St. Union’s man called Hawkes, Downey of Lichfield, and a certain
Italian Count by the name of Imarisa. Reggie and Accrington had also
come in, but as they were busily engaged playing different tunes upon
the same piano, I do not include them among the respectable people.
As we commenced operations upon the inevitable lobster salad, and the
Fresher succeeded in inducing his scout, who had three other parties
on the staircase, to attend to us for fully two consecutive minutes,
St. Ronots remarked that the panto at the Suburban was not covered with
dust to any appreciable extent, which for St. Ronots, and still more
for the Suburban, is a great concession. Downey said that he intended
going to see the show, and when Reggie in his usual charming way
mentioned that I was going with him and several other people, I began
to realise that most of the very best would patronise the Suburban that
night. We decided to make a circular tour of the ancient and moth-eaten
city after lunch for the purpose of beating up recruits, but meanwhile
we were perforce constrained to turn our attention to the ‘savoury
viands’--as the late W. Shakespeare would probably have said.
There was no lack of incident to vary the monotony of mere eating, for
the Fresher persisted in consuming noxious Virginian cigarettes between
each dish, while Reggie accompanied every entry of the scout by martial
airs upon the piano. It may perhaps be as well to mention that this did
not necessitate any exceptional exertion on Reggie’s part, or he would
certainly never have done it, but he merely leant back in his chair and
played the piano with ease, the dimensions of the Fresher’s apartment
being somewhat restricted.
After lunch was over we all went round in a body to St. Union’s and
other Colleges in search of joyful souls to join us for the evening’s
jaunt, and while passing through the Corn on our way to Thomas’, we met
Elgar of King’s and two titled foreigners, who informed us that they
were ‘looking for trouble.’ This sounded promising, and so we enlisted
their services immediately and invited them to coffee at our digs after
dinner. We extended a like invitation to most of the other people we
met that afternoon, and then hastened back to the Pilot-House--as
Reggie now calls our establishment--to order a festive little dinner.
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