Red Saunders: His Adventures West & EastPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Red Saunders: His Adventures West & East
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Fiction; Humorous stories
"Then we had twenty-five dollars and was as good as anybody. But
it didn't last long. The tin-horns come out after pay-day, like
hop-toads after a rain. 'Twould puzzle the Government at
Washington to know where they hang out in the meantime. There was
one lad had a face on him with about as much expression as a hotel
punkin pie. He run an arrow game, and he talked right straight
along in a voice that had no more bends in it than a billiard cue.
"'Here's where you get your three for one any child may do it no
chance to lose make your bets while the arrow of fortune swings all
gents accommodated in amounts from two-bits to double-eagles and
bets paid on the nail,' says he.
"'Red,' says Aggy, 'I can double our pile right here--let me have
the money. I know this game.' You'd hardly believe it, but I dug
up. 'Double-or-quits?' says he to the dealer.
"'Let her go,' says the dealer; the arrow swung around. 'Quits,'
says the dealer, and raked in my dough. It was all over in one
second.
"I grabbed Aggy by the shoulder and took him in the corner for a
private talk. 'I thought you knew this game?' says I.
"'I do,' says he. 'That's the way it always happens.' And once
more in my life I experienced the peculiar feeling of being
altogether at a loss for words.
"'Aggy,' says I at last, 'I've got a good notion to lay two violent
hands on you, and wind you up like an eight-day clock, but rather
than make hard feelings between friends, I'll refrain. Besides you
are a funny cuss, that's sure. One thing, boy, you can mark down.
We leave here to-morrow morning.'
"'All right,' says Ag. 'This sporting life is the very devil. I
like out doors as well as the next man, when I get there.'
"So the morrow morning, away we went. All we had for kit was the
picks, shovels, and pans; the rest of our belongings was staying
with the Hotel-man until we made a rise.
"Ag said he'd be cussed if he'd walk. A hundred and fifty miles of
a stroll was too many.
"'But we ain't got a cent to pay the stage fare,' says I.
"'Borrow it of Uncle Hotel-keep,' says he.
"'Not by a town site,' says I. 'We owe him all we're going to, at
this very minute--you'll have to hoof it, that's all.'
"'I tell you I won't. I don't like to have anybody walk on my
feet, not even myself. I can stand off that stage driver so easy,
that you'll wonder I don't take it up as a profession. Now, don't
raise any more objections--please don't,' says he. 'I can't tell
you how nervous you make me, always finding some fault with
everything I try to do. That's no way for a hired man to act, let
alone a pardner.'
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