Red Saunders: His Adventures West & EastPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Red Saunders: His Adventures West & East
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Fiction; Humorous stories
Red also looked up at the roof, and took account of stock. His
face was radiant in the dark. "If I could only pull that off!" he
thought. "I must seem an awful rough cuss to her, though; all
right for a cousin, but it's different when you come to the other
proposition. My Jiminy! I'll take a chance in the morning and
find out anyhow!" said he, and, eased in mind by the decision of
action, he too shook hands with Morpheus and was presently dreaming.
It had never occurred to Red Saunders that he was afraid of
anybody. He even chuckled, when he got Lettis out of the way with
a plausible excuse the next morning. Then he strode briskly into
the house, his question on his lips in a plump out-and-out form.
Miss Mattie looked at him with her slow smile. "What is it?" she
asked.
Red swallowed his question whole. "I--I wanted a little hot water
to shave with," said he. Then a fury took hold of him. "What the
devil am I lying like this for?" he thought. He exhorted himself
to go on and say what he had to say like a man; but the other Red
Saunders refused to do anything of the sort. He took the cup of
hot water most abjectly and fled from the house. He had to shave
then, and in his hurry and indignation he turned the operation into
a clinic. "Oh Jiminy! Look at that!" he cried, as the razor
opened up another part of the subject. "There's a slit an inch
long! If I keep on at this gait, I won't have face enough to say
good morning, let alone what I want to do. What ails me? What
ails me? Why should I be scart of the nicest woman God ever built?
Now by all the Mormon Gods! I'll post right into the house and say
my little say as soon as these cuts stop bleeding!"
Cob-webs stopped the cuts, and other cob-webs stopped Red Saunders,
late of the Chanta Seechee ranch; two hundred and fifty pounds of
the very finest bone and muscle. And the cob-webs held him,
foaming and boiling with rage and disgust, calling himself all the
yaller pups he could think of, but staying strictly within the safe
limits of the barn. It was a revelation to the big man, and not a
pleasant one. How was he to know that the most salient point of
his apparent cowardice was nothing less worthy than respect for the
woman's purity? That if he would stop swearing long enough to get
at the springs of his action, he would find that he hesitated
because the new light on the matter made huge shadows of the slips
in the career of a strong, lawless, untrained but sorely tempted
man? He knew nothing of the sort, and the funniest of comedies
took place in the barn. He would reach the sensible stage. "Pah!
All foolishness. Go? Of course he'd go, and this very minute, and
have the thing done with, good or bad"; he was quite amused at his
former conduct--until he reached the door. Then he'd skip nimbly
back again, with a hot feeling that somebody was watching him,
although a careful inspection through the crack of the door
revealed no one.
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