Red Saunders: His Adventures West & EastPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Red Saunders: His Adventures West & East
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Fiction; Humorous stories
Red discovered another thing that afternoon, which was that the
more nervous you are the more nervous you get. He groaned in
perfect misery: "Ohoho! That I should have seen the day when I was
afraid to ask anybody anything. What's come over me anyhow? It's
this darn country, I believe--'tain't me," then he stopped short.
"What you saying, Red?" he queried. "Why don't you own up like a
man!" The fact that it had a funny side struck him, and he
laughed, half forlornly, and half in thorough enjoyment. He
suddenly sobered down. "She's worth it, anyway," said he. "She's
the best there is, and I ought to feel kind of leery of the
outcome--Well--Now, I guess I won't say anything till there's a
downright good chance. I see I didn't savvy this kind of business
like I thought I did. 'Twouldn't be no kind of manners to step up
to a lady and shout, 'I'd like to have you marry me, if you feel
you've got the time!' That don't go no more than a Chinaman on
roller-skates. Your work is good, Red, but it's a little lumpy in
spots; them two left feet bother you; you're good in your place,
but you'd better build a fence around the place--damn the luck!
Smotheration! I think she likes me, all right, but when it comes
to more'n that--oh, blast it, I'll just have to wait for a real
good chance; now come, old man, get four feet on the ground and
don't roll your eyes, take it easy till the chance comes."
Little he knew the chance was coming up the street at that moment.
He only saw Miss Mattie step out into the bed of flowers, her face
looking unusually pretty and youthful under the big straw hat, and
start to reduce the weeds to order. She glanced around as though
in search of some one, and Red felt intuitively that the one was
himself.
"Here's where I ought to act as if I wore long pants," said he;
"now, what's to hinder me from going out there and get a-talking?"
And then he sat down hastily, more disgusted than ever, and smote
the air with his fist. "You'd think the nicest, quietest woman
that ever lived was a wild beast, the way I act; yes sir, you
would!"
Meantime the chance drew nearer. It was not a pleasant looking
opportunity. Its eyes, full of dread and dreadful, peeped out from
beneath a brush of matted hair; a tough, ropy foam hung from its
mouth. If you put as much of that foam as would go on the point of
a pin in an open cut, you would have an end that your worst enemy
would shudder at. For this was the most horrifying of dangerous
animals--a mad dog. Poor brute! As he came shambling down the
road, he was the grisly mask of tragedy.
It was near noon, intensely hot, and the street of Fairfield was
deserted. No one saw the dog, and if his occasional rattling,
strangling howl reached any ears, they were dead to its meaning.
He was unheeded until he lurched through the gate which Lettis had
left open, as usual, and spinning around in a circle gave voice to
his cry.
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