Red Saunders' Pets and Other CrittersPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Red Saunders' Pets and Other Critters
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Humorous stories
Only once more did Billy Buck figure in history before he left us for a
larger field in town, and on this occasion, for the first and last time
in his career, he got the worst of it.
A lone Injun came to the ranch--a very tall, grave man, clad in
comic-picture clothes. A battered high hat surmounted his block of
midnight hair, and a cutaway coat, built for a man much smaller around
the chest, held his torso in bondage. As it was warm on the day he
arrived, he had discarded his trousers--a breech-clout was plenty
leg-gear, he thought. He bore a letter of recommendation from a white
friend.
"Plenty good letter--_leela ouashtay ota_," said he, as he handed the
missive over. I read it aloud for the benefit of the assembled ranch.
It ran:
"This is Jimmy-hit-the-bottle, the worst specimen of a bad tribe. He
will steal anything he can lift. If he knew there was such a thing as
a cemetery, he'd walk fifty miles to rob it. Any citizen wishing to do
his country a service will kindly hit him on the head with an axe.
"JACK FORSYTHE."
"Plenty good letter--_ota_!" cried the Injun, his face beaming with
pride.
[Illustration: "Jimmy-hit-the-bottle"]
I coughed, and said it was indeed vigorous; Steve and the boys fled the
scene. Now, we knew that Jimmy was a good Injun, or he wouldn't have
had any letter at all; that great, grave face, coupling the seriousness
of childhood and of philosophy, simply offered an irresistible
temptation to the writer of the letter. There was something pathetic
in the way the gigantic savage folded up his treasure and replaced it
in his coat. I think Forsythe would have weakened had he seen it.
Still, after we laughed, we felt all the better disposed toward Jimmy,
so I don't know but it was a good form of introduction after all.
Jimmy was looking for work, a subject of research not general to the
Injun, but by no means so rare as his detractors would make out. He
got it. The job was to clean out Billy Buck's corral. Steve found
employment for the hands close to home for the day, that no one should
miss the result. It is always business first on the ranch, and a
practical joke takes precedence over other labours. Steve hung around
the corral, where he could peek through the chinks. Hoarse whispers
inquiring "Anything up yet?" were for so long answered in the negative,
that it seemed the day had been in vain. At last the welcome shout
rang out, "Injun and deer fight! Everybody run!" We flew, breathless
with anticipatory chuckles. We landed on top of the shed, to witness
an inspiring scene--one long-legged, six-foot-and-a-half Injun,
suitably attired in a plug hat, cutaway coat, breech-clout, and
mocassins, grappling in mortal combat a large and very angry deer. The
arena and the surrounding prairie were dreaming in a flood of mellow
autumn light. It was a day on which the sun scarce cast a shadow, yet
everything sent back his rays clearly, softened and sweetened, like the
answer of an echo.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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