Red Saunders' Pets and Other CrittersPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Red Saunders' Pets and Other Critters
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Humorous stories
"H-nh!" he said. "Fool deer tackle Tatonka Sutah!" ("Tatonka-Sutah,"
or Strong Bull, was the more poetic title of Jimmy-hit-the-bottle among
his own kind.)
He then gravely punched his plug hat into some kind of shape and
resumed his work.
We pitched in and bought Jimmy a shiny new plug hat which--which will
lead me far afield if I don't drop the subject.
Well, he was master of Mr. Billy Buck. When he entered the corral, the
deer stepped rapidly up to the farther corner and stayed there.
Now came the broadening of Billy's career. A certain man in our
nearest town kept a hotel near the railroad depot. For the benefit of
the passengers who had to stop there a half-hour for meals and
recreation, this man had a sort of menagerie of the animals natural to
the country. There was a bear, a mountain lion, several coyotes,
swifts, antelope, deer, and a big timber wolf, all in a wire
net-enclosed park.
It so happened that Steve met Mr. D----, the hotel proprietor, on one
of his trips to town, and told him what a splendid deer he had out at
the ranch. Mr. D---- became instantly possessed of a desire to own the
marvel, and a bargain was concluded on the spot. Billy by this time
had shed his horns, and was all that could be wished for in the way of
amiability. We tied his legs together, and shipped him to town in a
waggon.
Steve did not trick Mr. D----. He told him plainly that the deer was a
dangerous customer, and that to be careful was to retain a whole skin;
but the hotel proprietor, a little, fat, pompous man with a big bass
voice--the kind of a man who could have made the world in three days
and rested from the fourth to the seventh, inclusive, had it been
necessary--thought he knew something of the deer character. "That
beautiful creature, with its mild eyes and humble mien, hurt anyone?
Nonsense!" So he had a fine collar made for Billy, with his name on a
silver plate, and then led him around town at the end of a chain, being
a vain little man, who liked to attract attention by any available
means. All worked well until the next fall. Mr. D---- was lulled into
false security by the docility of his pet, and allowed him the freedom
of the city, regardless of protest. Then came the spectacular end of
Billy's easy life. It occurred on another warm autumn day. The
passengers of the noon train from the East were assembled in the hotel
dining-room, putting away supplies as fast as possible, the train being
late. The room was crowded; the darkey waiters rushing; Mr. D----
swelling with importance. Billy entered the room unnoticed in the
general hurry. A negro waiter passed him, holding two loaded trays.
Perhaps he brushed against Billy; perhaps Billy didn't even need a
provocation; at any rate, as the waiter started down the room, Billy
smote him from behind, and dinner was served!
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