Red Saunders' Pets and Other CrittersPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Red Saunders' Pets and Other Critters
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Humorous stories
"We located for a permanent stand down on Frenchman's Creek, near where
three of Cap' Ally's greaser sheep herders had their camp. They did
our hunting for us, and as there was nobody but them around, and they
were the peacefullest people in the world, we didn't feel the need of
any gun except Ag's old six-shooter. That was the cussedest machine
that ever got invented by man. When you pulled her off she'd spit fire
in all directions, filling the crotch of your hand with powder burns,
and sometimes two or three of the loads would go off at once, when
she'd kick like a Texas steer. There was much talk of bear around, and
we were always going to buy a real gun, some day, but we never got at
it.
"Well, we prospered pretty well, considering how little we worked. A
large part of the time was taken up with playing monte with the
herders, and still more in arguing questions about religion and things
like that; but we had a decent cabin built--with the kind assistance of
the herders--and as we struck a rich little streak that run out ten
dollars per man a day with no trouble at all, we were in clover.
"At last our stock of grub ran low, and Jones slid up to Salmon City to
load up again. It was quite a trip, and as I didn't think it was
square to work while Aggy was away, I took up with the herders. They
were the decentest folks I ever struck. Play a little music on the
guitar, sing songs that always wound up just where a white man's songs
would begin, and tell stories and smoke cigarettes--that was the layout
for them. Old Cap' Allys was a Christian, and he wouldn't let a man
herd sheep all by himself--surest way to get crazy that ever was
invented--so he sent the boys out three in a bunch.
"Those fellers had the darndest lot of fairy tales I ever did hear.
And superstitious! Great Jupiter! Any little blame thing that
happened meant something: this thing was good luck; that meant bad, and
if you tried to josh them out of it, they'd shake their heads and look
at you as if they thought you weren't truly religious. One of their
yarns was about El Diablo de Fuego, 'The Devil of Fire,' which Miguel
said ran in his family. Seems that when anything wrong was about to
happen, this blazing, ripping monster showed up as a warning. I told
Mee that I thought the monster was misfortune enough, without anything
else, but he was scandalised.
"'Psst!' says he. 'Do not spik sooch t'eeng as dthat! Ay, di mi!
Je-Maria-mi Cristo! Jesu, muy dolce y poquito! Dhat mek heem
arrrrrrive dthat eenstant, eef djoo spik weez dees-rrreespeck!'
"'All right, Mee,' says I. 'We'll let her go at that--todo el mismo
por mi, sabe? But how's the bear crop?'
"'Ay, cara! Is plenty goddam ba-are!' says Pepe. 'Keel three--four
ship las' nigh'! That mek that two mus' seet oop for watch, an' alll
ship mus' be in close-corrrrallll! I speet on the soul of that ba-are!'
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