Red Saunders' Pets and Other Critters — John Shaqi
Red Saunders' Pets and Other CrittersPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Red Saunders' Pets and Other Critters
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Humorous stories
"He rounded a little clump of trees, and came plump on my bear,
roaring, foaming, blazing, smoking, ripping, and flying! Well, sir,
you can believe me or not, but I want to tell you that that cayuse of
Mee's jumped right out from under him, and was half-way up Wilkin's
Hill before the Mexican touched the ground. He was headed due west,
and he must have reached the coast the next day, the gait he was
travelling. Anyhow, he vanished from the sight of man forever, as far
as we know.
"Mee sat froze just as he had landed, scart so there wasn't no more
expression on his face, and the bear hopped right over the top of his
head. Then I reckon Mee thought his family friend had come for him,
for he jumped ten foot in the air, and when he touched ground he was in
full motion. It's only fair to say that Miguel could run when he put
his mind to it. 'El Infierno esta suelto!' he yells. 'Santiago!
Santiago! Ten quidado conmigo! Madre mia! Salvame! Salvame pronto!'
Lord, I can see him now, scuttling over the fair face of the Territory
of Idaho in the bright moonlight like a little bird--chest out; hands
up; head back; black hair snapping in the breeze; long legs waving like
the spokes of a flywheel, and yelling for Santiago to keep an eye on
him, and for his mother to save him quick, as long as he was in sight.
And when he passed, he passed out. He took a different direction from
his horse, so it ain't likely they met, but neither one of 'em was seen
no more around our part of the country."
[Illustration: Miguel could run when he put his mind to it.]
"Still, by and by there floated back to us a story of how a greaser had
been chased by a horrible white devil that stood twenty foot high, with
teeth a foot long, horns, hoofs, claws, and a spiked tail; which
travelled at a rate of speed that made a streak of lightning seem like
a way-freight, scattering red fire and brimstone as it ran; which
chased said greaser forty mile over hill and dale and gulch and
mountain top and Bad-Land district, after polishing off his horse in
one bite, and finally sank into the ground with a report like a ton of
giant powder.
"And I've often wondered what really become of that bear."
The Little Bear who Grew
I was standing at the door of the office one afternoon in August. The
office was on Main Street,--a thoroughfare fronting railroad tracks and
a long strip of fenced grass, dotted with newly planted trees, called
the "park,"--in a North Dakota town. It was hot. I mean, hot. Down
that long thin street the shadows of false-fronted stores lay like blue
slag on molten iron. Nothing moved: this particular metropolis-to-be
of the Northwest was given over to heat and silence. Yet it wasn't
muggy, sea-coast heat that turns bone and muscle into jelly--it was a
passion of sun-power, light and heat together.
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