Red Saunders' Pets and Other CrittersPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Red Saunders' Pets and Other Critters
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Humorous stories
Well, not wishing this piece of live stock to escape, I walked toward
him, affecting the unconcern necessary in approaching an animal. He
did not retreat; he swayed on his spine and regarded me jeeringly. I
grabbed the chain and pulled. Instantly, he nailed me by the leg. He
had nothing but milk teeth, or I should have been much the worse for
the encounter. As it was, he pinched like a vise with his strong
little jaws, and I had all I wanted to pry him loose. I tried to hold
him at arm's length, but he turned inside of his baggy overcoat and bit
and clawed until I gave that up. I then whirled him at the end of the
chain. He flew through the air with spread legs until the chain
snapped, when he landed many yards away. He was up and off as soon as
he stopped rolling, and I after him. The boy who was running the
clothing store several vacant lots from the office came to his door at
that moment, and, feeling that a bear hunt was more to his taste than
twiddling his thumbs in an empty store, he came along, too, and the
flour office and the clothing store were left in the hands of
Providence--fortunately there were no thieves in old-time Dakota.
In front was young Mr. Bear, boring a hole in the wind, and behind him
two boys, coming strong, but not in his class for speed. Our quarry
gained one block in three. We just rounded a barn in time to see him
jump into a wood shed behind a real estate office.
I knew a cat with kittens lived in that wood shed, and strained myself
to reach there before the fun was over. However, there was ample time.
The code of the animal duel is as formal and long-winded as anything
the mind of man has devised. Probably everyone has seen two young
cockerels, standing with their bills together, apparently lost in a
Buddhistic reverie, suddenly broken by violence. They are only an
illustration. All animals have their ceremonial of battle, when it is
for the fun of fighting, pure and simple, with the dinner question
eliminated.
The weird war song of Mrs. Cat, pealing out from the cracks of the wood
shed, assured us we would be repaid for our trouble, but the tone
indicated that the fell moment had not arrived. We peered through a
chink. The cat was in a corner, her family around her. Her eyes
roamed all over the wood shed, merely taking the bear in _en passant_.
She seemed unconscious of the awful noise which ripped the air.
The bear, for his part, was unaware of the proximity of a yowling cat.
He never so much as glanced in her direction, having found a very
diverting chunk of coal, which he batted about the floor. A singular
thing was that, when the coal moved it always moved nearer the cat.
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