Red Spider, Volume 2 (of 2)Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
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Red Spider, Volume 2 (of 2)
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
English fiction -- 19th century
’It’s not for me to go into the maidens’ room and rake them out of bed
at half-past three in the mornings. I put it to you, Larry. Folks would
say it was ondecent. And if I don’t, the butter ain’t made, the thunder
gets in the pans, and I lose many pounds. I reckon Honor Luxmore would
do that. I’ve been racking my brains as you rack cider, how to get over
the difficulty, and it was all dark before me, but now I see daylight at
last. Honor will rake the maids out o’ their beds, and I needn’t
interfere. You’ll be quick about it, won’t you, Larry, before the
blazing hot summer weather sets in, with thunder in the air, and spoils
the milk.’
He passed his hand through his grey hair. ’I had a bell put up in their
bedroom, and a wire brought along to mine, and a handle nigh my bed,
that I might ring them up in the mornings early. It cost me nigh on
thirty shillings did that bell. The hanger had to come all the way from
Tavistock, and it took him two days to put up, and there were a lot of
cranks to it. Well, it was just so much money thrown away. What do y’
think the maidens contrived? Why, they stuffed an old worsted stocking
into the bell and tied it round the clapper; I might pull the rope as if
I were pealing a triple bob major, and not a sound came out of the bell,
because of the stocking. Well, I wouldn’t go into the maidens’ room and
see what was the matter, and so I sent to Tavistock for the bell-hanger
out again, and he charged me three shillings for himself, and
half-a-crown for his man, and ten shillings for the hire of a trap, and
all he did was to remove the stocking. Next night the maidens tied up
the clapper with the fellow stocking. If Honor were here she’d put all
that to rights, wouldn’t she?’
’I’m sure of it, father.’
’You be sharp and get well,’ continued the old man, ’then we’ll have it
all over, and save pounds of butter.’ He stood up. ’I mustn’t shake
hands wi’ you, Larry, but I’m main pleased. Honor’s good through and
through as a money-spinner is scarlet.’
Larry was fain to smile, in spite of his pain. This was like his
father. The old man went on vehemently, hotly for some new fancy, and
in a few weeks tired of it, and did nothing more about it.
Next day Physick the lawyer came, and brought the mortgage and the
money. The signatures were appended, a cross for Larry, and the money
received.
’Now,’ said the old man, ’I’d like you, Mr. Physick, to go over to
Langford and pay the sum I owe to my brother-in-law. I can’t go myself.
He’s spoken that insolent to me, and that too before the whole of
Coryndon’s Charity, that I can never set foot over his drexil
(threshold) again. So I’d wish you to go for me, and bring me my note
of hand back all square.’
’I will go as well,’ said Larry, who was up, able to walk about, but
without his jacket, because of his bandaged bones and arm strapped back.
’You!’ exclaimed his father. ’Why should you go?’
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