Redcoat Captain: A Story of That CountryOllivant, Alfred
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Redcoat Captain: A Story of That Country
Ollivant, Alfred
English fiction; Parables
So they all ran after each other till they came to the bottom-most
stair of all.
Then they all climbed on to chairs and sat around the front-window and
spied.
And by the old yew there was the Colonel taking little Marwy to see her
mother's grave, which he did every evening, dear man.
[Illustration: WHICH HE DID EVERY EVENING]
And on the Hill there was the Junior Subaltern with a huge slice of
cake in his mouth scribbling E all over the blank of the Fort wall to
show he could do it; for the Junior Subaltern was like a lot more, he
wanted everybody to know he was cleverer than they were. Only when
they saw they kicked him instead, which was rather depressing for him
after all his trouble.
And on the Common there was the Boy giving Goliath a real old
galumphing gallop round the Pond to take it out of him; only old Goly,
who was a bit of a rogue, took it out of the Boy instead; which was
rather a favourite thing of Goly's.
Then they took their chairs and ran, and sat round the back-window, and
spied.
And by craning out they could see the Castle round the corner.
And there stood the Commander-in-Chief at the window, biting his
thumbs, and watching Goliath.
And when he saw their heads, he shook his fist, and muttered.
Then Baby's mother said,
"Oh my dear!" and shuddered, and came in.
And Baby cried,
"Pig!" and laughed; still she came in too.
But Tiny shouted,
"Pooh! think I'm afraid of you!" and leaned his neck out all the
further, and cocked a snook back.
But Baby pulled him in quick by the trousers, because of his career,
and hoped the Commander-in-Chief hadn't seen.
And after that Baby fussed off into the kitchen; and they fussed after
her, and sat on the dresser, and watched.
And Baby opened a little black door where the chimney ended in a hole,
and looked in very cunning.
And after about a bit she slammed the little black door, and made a
face with her nose, and said,
"I don't think much of this thing," to show how sly she was.
But Tiny sat on the dresser, with Baby's mother, and pointed his finger
at Baby, and said,
"Don't believe you know one word about it, Baby."
So Baby turned her nose up and her eyes down, and replied,
"That's all _you_ know, Mr Tiny!"
And she said to her mother,
"I know a jolly lot, don't I, Mum?"
And Baby's mother chuckled all over, and said pat,
"Not _one_ word, Baby."
Then Baby ran at her and cried,
"Oh, Mother!" and hugged her; and Tiny hugged them both.
And after that they all sat on the dresser, and held hands, and swung
legs, and sang,
_Three Blind Mice_
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So Tiny and Baby were married in the dear old Church on the Tumble-down
Hill in the Town, while the King in his crown rang the bell in the
belfry; which was always his little job.
[Illustration: WHICH WAS ALWAYS HIS LITTLE JOB]
And Tiny and Baby truly believed that it was the only wedding that had
ever been since the world began; only it wasn't though.
And Tiny wore his blue suit; and Baby her clean white frock.
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