[Exeunt BETSY, MARYA KONSTANTINOVNA, and PETRISTCHEF.
FIRST PEASANT. Who be they?
GREGORY. One is our young lady, the other is a girl who teaches her
music.
FIRST PEASANT. Administrates learning, so to say. And ain't she smart?
A reg'lar picture!
SECOND PEASANT. Why don't they marry her? She is old enough, I should
say.
GREGORY. Do you think it's the same as among you peasants,--marry at
fifteen?
FIRST PEASANT. And that man, for example, is he also in the musitional
line?
GREGORY (mimicking him). "Musitional," indeed! You don't understand
anything!
FIRST PEASANT. That's just so. And stupidity, one might say, is our
ignorance.
THIRD PEASANT. Oh, Lord!
[Gypsy songs and guitar accompaniment are heard from VASILY
LEONIDITCH'S room.
[Enter SIMON, followed by TANYA, who watches the meeting between
father and son.
GREGORY (to SIMON). What do you want?
SIMON. I have been to Mr. Kaptchitch.
GREGORY. Well, and what's the answer?
SIMON. He sent word he couldn't possibly come to-night.
GREGORY. All right, I'll let them know.
[Exit.
SIMON (to his father). How d'you do, father! My respects to Daddy Efim
and Daddy Mitry! How are all at home?
SECOND PEASANT. Very well, Simon.
FIRST PEASANT. How d'you do, lad?
THIRD PEASANT. How d'you do, sonny?
SIMON (smiles). Well, come along, father, and have some tea.
SECOND PEASANT. Wait till we've finished our business. Don't you see
we are not ready yet?
SIMON. Well, I'll wait for you by the porch.
[Wishes to go away.
TANYA (running after him). I say, why didn't you tell him anything?
SIMON. How could I before all those people? Give me time, I'll tell
him over our tea.
[Exit.
[THEODORE IVANITCH enters and sits down by the window.
FIRST PEASANT. Respected sir, how's our business proceeding?
THEODORE IVANITCH. Wait a bit, he'll be out presently, he's just
finishing.
TANYA (to THEODORE IVANITCH). And how do you know, Theodore Ivanitch,
he is finishing?
THEODORE IVANITCH. I know that when he has finished questioning, he
reads the question and answer aloud.
TANYA. Can one really talk with spirits by means of a saucer?
THEODORE IVANITCH. It seems so.
TANYA. But supposing they tell him to sign, will he sign?
THEODORE IVANITCH. Of course he will.
TANYA. But they do not speak with words?
THEODORE IVANITCH. Oh, yes. By means of the alphabet. He notices at
which letter the saucer stops.
TANYA. Yes, but at a si-ance?....
[Enter LEONID FYODORITCH.
LEONID FYODORITCH. Well, friends, I can't do it! I should be very glad
to, but it is quite impossible. If it were for ready money it would be
a different matter.
FIRST PEASANT. That's just so. What more could any one desire? But the
people are so inpennycuous--it is quite impossible!
LEONID FYODORITCH. Well, I can't do it, I really can't. Here is your
document; I can't sign it.
THIRD PEASANT. Show some pity, master; be merciful!
SECOND PEASANT. How can you act so? It is doing us a wrong.
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