LEONID FYODORITCH. Nothing wrong about it, friends. I offered it you
in summer, but then you did not agree; and now I can't agree to it.
THIRD PEASANT. Master, be merciful! How are we to get along? We have
so little land. We'll say nothing about the cattle; a hen, let's say,
there's no room to let a hen run about.
[LEONID FYODORITCH goes up to the door and stops. Enter,
descending the staircase, ANNA PAVLOVNA and DOCTOR, followed by
VASILY LEONIDITCH, who is in a merry and playful mood and is
putting some bank-notes into his purse.
ANNA PAVLOVNA (tightly laced, and wearing a bonnet). Then I am to take
it?
DOCTOR. If the symptoms recur you must certainly take it, but above
all, you must behave better. How can you expect thick syrup to pass
through a thin little hair tube, especially when we squeeze the tube?
It's impossible; and so it is with the biliary duct. It's simple
enough.
ANNA PAVLOVNA. All right, all right!
DOCTOR. Yes. "All right, all right," and you go on in the same old
way. It won't do, madam--it won't do. Well, good-bye!
ANNA PAVLOVNA. No, not good-bye, only au revoir! For I still expect
you to-night. I shall not be able to make up my mind without you.
DOCTOR. All right, if I have time I'll pop in.
[Exit.
ANNA PAVLOVNA (noticing the PEASANTS). What's this? What? What people
are these?
[PEASANTS bow.
THEODORE IVANITCH. These are peasants from Koursk, come to see Leonid
Fyodoritch about the sale of some land.
ANNA PAVLOVNA. I see they are peasants, but who let them in?
THEODORE IVANITCH. Leonid Fyodoritch gave the order. He has just been
speaking to them about the sale of the land.
ANNA PAVLOVNA. What sale? There is no need to sell any. But above all,
how can one let in people from the street into the house? One can't
let people in from the street! One can't let people into the house who
have spent the night heaven knows where!... (Getting more and more
excited.) I daresay every fold of their clothes is full of microbes--
of scarlet-fever microbes, of smallpox microbes, of diphtheria
microbes! Why, they are from Koursk Government, where there is an
epidemic of diphtheria ... Doctor! Doctor! Call the doctor back!
[LEONID FYODORITCH goes into his room and shuts the door. GREGORY
goes to recall the DOCTOR.
VASILY LEONIDITCH (smokes at the PEASANTS). Never mind, mamma; if you
like I'll fumigate them so that all the microbes will go to pot! Eh,
what?
[ANNA PAVLOVNA remains severely silent, awaiting the DOCTOR'S
return.
VASILY LEONIDITCH (to PEASANTS). And do you fatten pigs? There's a
first-rate business!
FIRST PEASANT. That's just so. We do go in for the pig-fattening line
now and then.
VASILY LEONIDITCH. This kind?...
[Grunts like a pig.
ANNA PAVLOVNA. Vovo, Vovo, leave off!
VASILY LEONIDITCH. Isn't it like? Eh, what?
FIRST PEASANT. That's just so. It's very resemblant.
ANNA PAVLOVNA. Vovo, leave off, I tell you!
SECOND PEASANT. What's it all about?
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