Reginald Bateman, Teacher and Soldier: A Memorial Volume of Selections from His Lectures and Other WritingsBateman, Reginald
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Reginald Bateman, Teacher and Soldier: A Memorial Volume of Selections from His Lectures and Other Writings
Bateman, Reginald
Bateman, Reginald, 1884?-1918; English literature -- History and criticism; World War, 1914-1918
"I am a man, my dear madam," said Mr. Pecksniff, shedding tears, and
speaking with an imperfect articulation, "but I am also a father. I am
also a widower. My feelings, Mrs. Todgers, will not consent to be
entirely smothered, like the young children in the Tower. They are
grown up, and the more I press the bolster on them, the more they look
round the corner of it."
He suddenly became conscious of the bit of muffin, and stared at it
intently: shaking his head the while, in a forlorn and imbecile manner,
as if he regarded it as his evil genius, and mildly reproached it.
"She was beautiful, Mrs. Todgers," he said, turning his glazed eye
again upon her, without the least preliminary notice. "She had a small
property."
"So I have heard," said Mrs. Todgers with great sympathy.
"Those are her daughters," said Mr. Pecksniff, pointing out the young
ladies, with increased emotion.
Mrs. Todgers had no doubt about it.
"Mercy and Charity," said Mr. Pecksniff, "Charity and Mercy. Not
unholy names, I hope?"
"Mr. Pecksniff!" cried Mrs. Todgers. "What a ghastly smile! Are you
ill, sir?"
He pressed his hand upon her arm, and answered in a solemn manner, and
a faint voice, "Chronic."
"Chronic?" cried the frightened Mrs. Todgers.
"Chron-ic," he repeated with some difficulty. "Chronic. A chronic
disorder. I have been its victim from childhood. It is carrying me to
my grave."
"Heaven forbid!" cried Mrs. Todgers.
"Yes, it is," said Mr. Pecksniff, reckless with despair. "I am rather
glad of it, upon the whole. You are like her, Mrs. Todgers."
"Don't squeeze me so tight, pray, Mr. Pecksniff. If any of the
gentlemen should notice us."
"For her sake," said Mr. Pecksniff. "Permit me. In honour of her
memory. For the sake of a voice from the tomb. You are _very_ like
her, Mrs. Todgers! What a world this is!"
"Ah! Indeed you may say that!" cried Mrs. Todgers.
"I am afraid it is a vain and thoughtless world," said Mr. Pecksniff,
overflowing with despondency. "These young people about us. Oh! what
sense have they of their responsibilities? None. Give me your other
hand, Mrs. Todgers."
The lady hesitated, and said "she didn't like."
"Has a voice from the grave no influence?" said Mr. Pecksniff with
dismal tenderness. "This is irreligious! My dear creature."
"Hush!" urged Mrs. Todgers. "Really you mustn't."
"It's not me," said Mr. Pecksniff. "Don't suppose it's me: it's the
voice; it's her voice."
Mrs. Pecksniff, deceased, must have had an unusually thick and husky
voice for a lady, and rather a stuttering voice, and to say the truth
somewhat of a drunken voice, if it had ever borne much resemblance to
that in which Mr. Pecksniff spoke just then. But perhaps this was
delusion on his part.
"It has been a day of enjoyment, Mrs. Todgers, but still it has been a
day of torture. It has reminded me of my loneliness. What am I in the
world?"
"An excellent gentleman, Mr. Pecksniff," said Mrs. Todgers.
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