Reminiscences of a Raconteur, Between the '40s and the '20s — John Shaqi
Reminiscences of a Raconteur, Between the '40s and the '20sHam, George H. (George Henry)
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Reminiscences of a Raconteur, Between the '40s and the '20s
Ham, George H. (George Henry)
Canada; Ham, George H. (George Henry), 1847-1926; Journalists -- Canada -- Biography
When I struck Winnipeg, the embryo city was just putting on its first
pants. The route from eastern Canada was made in summer by the Great
Lakes to Duluth or by rail through Minnesota to Fargo or Moorhead—just
across the river from each other—the one being in Minnesota and the
other in Dakota; and then by boat to the future western metropolis. I
went up the Great Lakes to Thunder Bay, walked across the ice and rowed
up the Kaministiquia River to Fort William on May 24th, 1875. Then I
drove over to Port Arthur, where at Julius Sommer’s tavern, I sat down
to a table covered with a checkered red and white table cloth for the
first time in my life. The food was good enough—what there was of
it—and plenty of it such as it was. After a short stay, I took the
steamer for Duluth and the Northern Pacific to Moorhead. My seat-mate on
the train from Duluth to Moorhead was Billy Bell—now Col. William G.
Bell, a prominent citizen of Winnipeg. There were no sleeping cars then.
At Aitken, Minnesota, a lumbering centre, one of those wild-eyed
lumber-jacks with his red shirt sleeves rolled up and his trousers stuck
in his top boots, leaped on the car, and, furiously brandishing a
revolver, swaggered down the aisle.
“Who am I?” was his constant cry to the half-scared occupants of the
coach. “Say, who am I? blankety, blankety, blank my blankety blank eyes,
who am I?”
As he approached our seat, his voice became if possible a little louder
and the revolver was flourished a little more frantically. It peeved me.
So I grabbed Billy by the arm, and looking the disturber in the eye,
sharply remarked:
“Billy, tell the gentleman who he is!”
That’s all there is to the story, for the bully subsided and vamoosed by
the rear door amidst the sighs of relief and hearty laughter of the
passengers.
The boat trip from Moorhead to Winnipeg occupied a couple of days and
nights. There was keen competition between the old Kittson Line and the
Merchants Line. I was a passenger on the _International_, which left
first for the north. The _Manitoba_ passed us some distance down the
river, reached Winnipeg, and on its return south-bound trip was at
Lemay’s Point, about five miles from Winnipeg, during the night. In
rounding the bend, the _International_, doubtless not unintentionally,
made a straight run for her, struck her under the guards, and she
partially sank. I was unceremoniously thrown out of my berth, and rushed
to the cabin, which was the scene of wild confusion and uproar. One
scared fellow-passenger loudly shouted that the boat was sinking, and
just then the mate came along, and, hitting him a wallop on the ear,
which knocked him down, said: “You’re a dom liar. It’s the other boat
that’s sinking.”
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