Reminiscences of a Raconteur, Between the '40s and the '20sHam, George H. (George Henry)
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Reminiscences of a Raconteur, Between the '40s and the '20s
Ham, George H. (George Henry)
Canada; Ham, George H. (George Henry), 1847-1926; Journalists -- Canada -- Biography
While Winnipeg in the ’70’s was in a sort of Happy Valley, with times
fairly good and pretty nearly everybody knowing everybody else or
knowing about them, the reporter’s position was not, at all times, a
very pleasant one, for on wintry days, when the mercury fell to forty
degrees below zero, and the telegraph wires were down, and there were no
mails and nothing startling doing locally, it was difficult to fill the
_Free Press_, then a comparatively small paper, with interesting live
matter. A half-dozen or so drunks at the police court only furnished a
few lines, nobody would commit murder or suicide, or even elope to
accommodate the press, and the city council only met once a week; but we
contrived to issue a sheet every day that was not altogether
uninteresting. Of course, when anything of consequence did happen, the
most was made of it. A. W. Burrows (Dad) was a great source of news, and
many an item he gave me. He was in the real estate business, and a
hustler but lived long before his time in Winnipeg.
The city council was an attraction to many citizens and spirited
encounters were frequent and popular with the assembled crowd. At one
meeting Ald. Frank Cornish called Ald. Alloway a puppy, and, when asked
by the mayor to apologize, did so by saying that when he came to think
of it, his brother alderman was not a puppy, but a full-grown dog. This
did not meet with the approval of his worship, whereupon Ald. Cornish
very humbly and penitently apologized to the entire canine race. Ald.
Wright and Ald. Banning had a regular set-to at another meeting, in
which both got the worst of it. “Them was the days.” It was said of Mr.
Cornish that when he was mayor of Winnipeg—he was the first—he hauled
himself up before himself on a charge of being, well, let’s say not too
sober, and fined himself $5.00 and costs. The attendants at the police
court loudly applauded this Spartan act, until they heard the mayor say
to himself:
“Cornish, is this your first offence?” and culprit Cornish blandly
informed Mayor Cornish that it was. Then his worship addressing himself
to himself, said:
“Well, if it’s your first offence, Cornish, I’ll remit your fine.” And
the laughter was resumed.
Not Exactly an Angelic City
It would be a mistake to imagine, that the Winnipeg of the early ’70’s
was a city of angels. It is a regrettable fact that some, if not many,
of its leading citizens may fairly be described as otherwise.
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