Reminiscences of a Raconteur, Between the '40s and the '20s — John Shaqi
Reminiscences of a Raconteur, Between the '40s and the '20sHam, George H. (George Henry)
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Reminiscences of a Raconteur, Between the '40s and the '20s
Ham, George H. (George Henry)
Canada; Ham, George H. (George Henry), 1847-1926; Journalists -- Canada -- Biography
One reason for this was my previous experience. When I was a mere kid
and visiting grandfather’s old home at South Fredericksburg, opposite
the upper gap of the Bay of Quinte, that venerable ancestor of mine
confided in me that he wished to make his will without the knowledge of
the rest of the family and suggested that I should draw up the document.
In school-boy hand the will was drawn up, and while it suited
grandfather all right enough, I wasn’t so cocksure it was in the right
form and phraseology. So I commandeered a horse the next day and stole
off to Napanee, eighteen miles away, and called upon Mr. Wilkinson,
afterwards Judge Wilkinson, whom I had met at my father’s house in
Whitby. He pronounced the will to be perfectly legal, and, having all of
$2.00 in my pocket, I rather ostentatiously asked him his fee.
“Nothing, he smilingly replied. “Nothing at all—we never charge the
profession anything—never.”
And thus I was able to get an elaborate twenty-five cent dinner at the
hotel. So when the question of my future came up, I thought if it was so
blamed easy to be a lawyer, I wanted something harder.
The Rod Was Never Spared
There were stricter teachers in the late fifties and early sixties than
there are to-day and the “ruler” was more frequently and generously
applied. I got my full share. One day I was unmercifully punished, and
for a wonder, I didn’t deserve it. In my wrathful indignation, I told
the teacher, a Mr. Dundas, a fine, scholarly Scotchman of the best old
type, that I was only a boy, but that when I grew up I was going to kill
him. That threat didn’t go with him, and he again vigorously applied the
ruler to different parts of my aching anatomy. I dared not go home and
tell of this, or I would have run the chance of another whipping—for
there were no curled darlings then who could successfully work upon the
mistaken sympathies of indulgent but foolish parents. When I had grown
up and returned on a visit to Whitby, I met my good old stern teacher
and reminded him of my threat. He had not forgotten it. But I told him I
wished he would, for he had not thrashed me half as much as I deserved,
generally speaking. I put my arms around him, and the tears that flowed
down his furrowed cheeks told me I was forgiven. We had veal pot-pie for
dinner that night.
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