Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: The New York IdeaMitchell, Langdon Elwyn
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Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: The New York Idea
Mitchell, Langdon Elwyn
American drama
GRACE. I told the Dudleys Philip's wedding was here, to-morrow.
MISS HENEAGE. [_To_ MRS. PHILLIMORE, _picking up a sheet of paper from
the table._] I have spent the afternoon, Mary, in arranging and
listing the wedding gifts, and in writing out the announcements of the
wedding. I think I have attained a proper form of announcement.
[_Taking the sheet of note-paper and giving it to_ THOMAS.] Of course
the announcement Philip himself made was quite out of the question.
[GRACE _smiles._] However, there is mine. [_She points to the paper._
THOMAS _gives the list to_ MRS. PHILLIMORE _and moves away._
GRACE. I hope you'll send an announcement to the Dudleys.
MRS. PHILLIMORE. [_Prepared to make the best of things, plaintively
reads._] "Mr. Philip Phillimore and Mrs. Cynthia Dean Karslake
announce their marriage, May twentieth, at three o'clock, Nineteen A,
Washington Square, New York." [_Replacing the paper on_ THOMAS'S
_salver._] It sounds very nice.
[THOMAS _returns the paper to_ MISS HENEAGE.
MISS HENEAGE. In my opinion it barely escapes sounding nasty. However,
it is correct. The only remaining question is--to whom the
announcement should not be sent. [THOMAS _goes out._] I consider an
announcement of the wedding of two divorced persons to be in the
nature of an intimate communication. It not only announces the
wedding--it also announces the divorce. [_Returning to her teacup._]
The person I shall ask counsel of is cousin William Sudley. He
promised to drop in this afternoon.
GRACE. Oh! We shall hear all about Cairo.
MRS. PHILLIMORE. William is judicious. [THOMAS _returns._
MISS HENEAGE. [_With finality._] Cousin William will disapprove of the
match unless a winter in Cairo has altered his moral tone.
THOMAS. [_Announcing._] Mr. Sudley.
_He ushers in_ WILLIAM SUDLEY, _a little oldish gentleman. He
is and appears thoroughly insignificant. But his opinion of
the place he occupies in the world is enormous. His manners,
voice, presence, are all those of a man of breeding and
self-importance._
MRS. PHILLIMORE _and_ MISS HENEAGE. [_Rising and greeting_ SUDLEY; _a
little tremulously._] My dear William!
[THOMAS _withdraws._
SUDLEY. [_Shakes hands with_ MRS. PHILLIMORE, _soberly glad to see
them._] How d'ye do, Mary? [_Greeting_ MISS HENEAGE.] A very warm May
you're having, Sarah.
GRACE. [_Coming forward to welcome him._] Dear Cousin William!
MISS HENEAGE. Wasn't it warm in Cairo when you left?
_She will have the strict truth, or nothing; still, on
account of_ SUDLEY'S _impeccable respectability, she treats
him with more than usual leniency._
SUDLEY. [_Sitting down._] We left Cairo six weeks ago, Grace, so I've
had no news since you wrote in February that Philip was engaged.
[_After a pause._] I need not to say I consider Philip's engagement
excessively regrettable. He is a judge upon the Supreme Court bench
with a divorced wife--and such a divorced wife!
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