Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: The New York IdeaMitchell, Langdon Elwyn
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Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: The New York Idea
Mitchell, Langdon Elwyn
American drama
BENSON, _alone in the room, is looking critically about her.
She is a neat and pretty little English lady's maid in black
silk and a thin apron. Still surveying the room, she moves
here and there, and, her eyes lighting on the box of flowers,
she goes to the door of_ VIDA'S _room and speaks to her._
BENSON. Yes, ma'am, the flowers have come.
_She holds open the door through which_ VIDA, _in a morning
gown, comes in slowly. She is smoking a cigarette in as
aesthetic a manner as she can, and is evidently turned out in
her best style for conquest._
VIDA. [_Faces the balcony as she speaks, and is, as always, even and
civil, but a bit disdainful toward her servant._] Terribly garish
light, Benson. Pull down the-- [BENSON, _obeying, partly pulls down
the shade._] Lower still--that will do. [_As she speaks she goes about
the room, giving the tables a push here and the chairs a jerk there,
and generally arranging the vases and ornaments._] Men hate a clutter
of chairs and tables. [_Stopping and taking up a hand mirror from the
table, she faces the windows._] I really think I'm too pale for this
light.
BENSON. [_Quickly, understanding what is implied._] Yes, ma'am.
[BENSON _goes out for the rouge, and_ VIDA _seats herself at the
table. There is a knock at the door._] Come! [BROOKS _comes in._
BROOKS. [_An ultra-English footman, in plush and calves._] Any
horders, m'lady?
VIDA. [_Incapable of remembering the last man, or of considering the
new one._] Oh,--of course! You're the new--
BROOKS. Footman, m'lady.
VIDA. [_As a matter of form._] Your name?
BROOKS. Brooks, m'lady. [BENSON _returns with the rouge._
VIDA. [_Carefully giving instructions while she keeps her eyes on the
glass and is rouged by_ BENSON.] Brooks, I am at home to Mr. Karslake
at eleven; not to any one else till twelve, when I expect Sir Wilfrid
Cates-Darby.
[BROOKS, _watching_ BENSON, _is inattentive._
BROOKS. Yes, m'lady.
VIDA. [_Calm, but wearied by the ignorance of the lower classes._] And
I regret to inform you, Brooks, that in America there are no ladies,
except salesladies!
BROOKS. [_Without a trace of comprehension._] Yes, m'lady.
VIDA. I am at home to no one but the two names I have mentioned.
[BROOKS _bows and exits. She dabs on rouge while_ BENSON _holds
glass._] Is the men's club-room in order?
BENSON. Perfectly, ma'am.
VIDA. Whiskey and soda?
BENSON. Yes, ma'am, and the ticker's been mended. The British sporting
papers arrived this morning.
VIDA. [_Looking at her watch which lies on the dressing-table._] My
watch has stopped.
BENSON. [_Glancing at the French clock on the chimney-piece._] Five to
eleven, ma'am.
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