Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: The New York IdeaMitchell, Langdon Elwyn
General
Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: The New York Idea
Mitchell, Langdon Elwyn
American drama
VIDA. [_Doing her best to charm._] I won't tell you--it would flatter
you too much.
JOHN. [_Not a bit impressed by_ VIDA, _but humanly ready to flirt._]
Tell me!
VIDA. There's a rose for you.
[_Giving him the one she has in her hand._
JOHN. [_Saying what is plainly expected of him._] I want more than a
rose--
VIDA. [_Passing over this insinuation._] You refuse to tell me--?
JOHN. [_Once more reminded of_ CYNTHIA, _speaks with sudden feeling._]
There's nothing to tell. We met, we loved, we married, we parted; or
at least we wrangled and jangled. [_Sighs._] Ha! Why weren't we happy?
Don't ask me, why! It may have been _partly_ my fault!
VIDA. [_With tenderness._] Never!
JOHN. [_His mind on_ CYNTHIA.] But I believe it's all in the way a
girl's brought up. Our girls are brought up to be ignorant of
life--they're ignorant of life. Life is a joke, and marriage is a
picnic, and a man is a shawl-strap--'Pon my soul, Cynthia Deane--no,
I can't tell you! [_In great irritation, he rises abruptly, and
strides up and down the room._
VIDA. [_Gently._] Please tell me!
JOHN. Well, she was an heiress, an American heiress--and she'd been
taught to think marriage meant burnt almonds and moonshine and a yacht
and three automobiles, and she thought--I don't know what she thought,
but I tell you, Mrs. Phillimore, marriage is three parts love and
seven parts forgiveness of sins. [_He continues restlessly to pace the
floor as he speaks of_ CYNTHIA.
VIDA. [_Flattering him as a matter of second nature._] She never loved
you.
JOHN. [_On whom she has made no impression at all._] Yes, she did. For
six or seven months there was not a shadow between us. It was perfect,
and then one day she went off like a pistol-shot! I had a piece of law
work and couldn't take her to see Flashlight race the Maryland mare.
The case meant a big fee, big Kudos, and in sails Cynthia,
Flashlight-mad! And will I put on my hat and take her? No--and bang
she goes off like a stick o' dynamite--what did I marry her for?--and
words--pretty high words, until she got mad, when she threw over a
chair, and said, oh, well,--marriage was a failure, or it was with
me, so I said she'd better try somebody else. She said she would, and
marched out of the room.
VIDA. [_Gently sarcastic._] But she came back!
JOHN. She came back, but not as you mean. She stood at the door and
said, "Jack, I shall divorce you." Then she came over to my
study-table, dropped her wedding ring on my law papers, and went out.
The door shut, I laughed; the front door slammed, I damned. [_After a
silence, moving abruptly to the window._] She never came back. [_He
turns away and then, recovering, moves toward_ VIDA, _who catches his
hands._
VIDA. [_Hoping for a contradiction._] She's broken your heart.
JOHN. [_Taking a chair by the lounge._] Oh, no!
VIDA. [_Encouraged, begins to play the game again._] You'll never love
again!
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account