Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: The New York IdeaMitchell, Langdon Elwyn
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Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: The New York Idea
Mitchell, Langdon Elwyn
American drama
_She places the roses here and there, as if to see their
effect, and leaves them on a small table near the door
through which her visitors entered._
SIR WILFRID. Admiration.
VIDA. [_Sauntering slowly toward the mirror as she speaks._] Oh, I saw
that you admired her! And of course, she did say she was coming here
at eleven! But that was only bravado! She won't come, and besides,
I've given orders to admit no one!
SIR WILFRID. [_Attempting to dam the stream of her talk which flows
gently but steadily on._] May I ask you--
VIDA. And, indeed, if she came now, Mr. Karslake has gone, and her
sole object in coming was to make him uncomfortable. [_She moves
toward the table, stopping a half minute at the mirror to see that she
looks as she wishes to look._] Very dangerous symptom, too, that
passionate desire to make one's former husband unhappy! But, I can't
believe that your admiration for Cynthia Karslake is so warm that it
led you to pay me this visit a half hour too early in the hope of
seeing--
SIR WILFRID. [_Rising; most civil, but speaking his mind like a
Briton._] I say, would you mind stopping a moment! [_She smiles._] I'm
not an American, you know; I was brought up not to interrupt. But you
Americans, it's different with you! If somebody didn't interrupt you,
you'd go on forever.
VIDA. [_Passing him to tantalize._] My point is you come to see
Cynthia--
SIR WILFRID. [_Believing she means it._] I came hopin' to see--
VIDA. [_Provokingly._] Cynthia!
SIR WILFRID. [_Perfectly single-minded and entirely taken in._] But I
would have come even if I'd known--
VIDA. [_Evading him, while he follows._] I don't believe it!
SIR WILFRID. [_Protesting whole-heartedly._] Give you my word I--
VIDA. [_Leading him on._] You're here to see _her_! And of course--
SIR WILFRID. [_Determined to be heard because, after all, he's a
man._] May I have the--eh--the floor? [VIDA _sits down in a chair._] I
was jolly well bowled over with Mrs. Karslake, I admit that, and I
hoped to see her here, but--
VIDA. [_Talking nonsense and knowing it._] You had another object in
coming. In fact, you came to see Cynthia, and you came to see me! What
I really long to know is, why you wanted to see _me_! For, of course,
Cynthia's to be married at three! And, if she wasn't she wouldn't have
you!
SIR WILFRID. [_Not intending to wound; merely speaking the flat
truth._] Well, I mean to jolly well ask her.
VIDA. [_Indignant._] To be your wife?
SIR WILFRID. Why not?
VIDA. [_Still indignant._] And you came here, to my house--in order to
ask her--
SIR WILFRID. [_Truthful even on a subtle point._] Oh, but that's only
my first reason for coming, you know.
VIDA. [_Concealing her hopes._] Well, now I _am_ curious--what is the
second?
SIR WILFRID. [_Simply._] Are you feelin' pretty robust?
VIDA. I don't know!
SIR WILFRID. [_Crosses to the buffet._] Will you have something, and
then I'll tell you!
VIDA. [_Gaily._] Can't I support the news without--
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