He has been the sport of the strangest misfortunes. What his brother has
done to him would have broken anybody else’s heart. His brother went
into business with him, and ran away with the money; his brother got him
to be security for an immense sum and left him to pay it; his brother
would have given him employment to the tune of hundreds a-year, if he
would have consented to write letters on a Sunday; his brother enunciated
principles incompatible with his religious views, and he could not (in
consequence) permit his brother to provide for him. His landlord has
never shown a spark of human feeling. When he put in that execution I
don’t know, but he has never taken it out. The broker’s man has grown
grey in possession. They will have to bury him some day.
He has been attached to every conceivable pursuit. He has been in the
army, in the navy, in the church, in the law; connected with the press,
the fine arts, public institutions, every description and grade of
business. He has been brought up as a gentleman; he has been at every
college in Oxford and Cambridge; he can quote Latin in his letters (but
generally misspells some minor English word); he can tell you what
Shakespeare says about begging, better than you know it. It is to be
observed, that in the midst of his afflictions he always reads the
newspapers; and rounds off his appeal with some allusion, that may be
supposed to be in my way, to the popular subject of the hour.
His life presents a series of inconsistencies. Sometimes he has never
written such a letter before. He blushes with shame. That is the first
time; that shall be the last. Don’t answer it, and let it be understood
that, then, he will kill himself quietly. Sometimes (and more
frequently) he _has_ written a few such letters. Then he encloses the
answers, with an intimation that they are of inestimable value to him,
and a request that they may be carefully returned. He is fond of
enclosing something—verses, letters, pawnbrokers’ duplicates, anything to
necessitate an answer. He is very severe upon ‘the pampered minion of
fortune,’ who refused him the half-sovereign referred to in the enclosure
number two—but he knows me better.
He writes in a variety of styles; sometimes in low spirits; sometimes
quite jocosely. When he is in low spirits he writes down-hill and
repeats words—these little indications being expressive of the
perturbation of his mind. When he is more vivacious, he is frank with
me; he is quite the agreeable rattle. I know what human nature is,—who
better? Well! He had a little money once, and he ran through it—as many
men have done before him. He finds his old friends turn away from him
now—many men have done that before him too! Shall he tell me why he
writes to me? Because he has no kind of claim upon me. He puts it on
that ground plainly; and begs to ask for the loan (as I know human
nature) of two sovereigns, to be repaid next Tuesday six weeks, before
twelve at noon.
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