‘The joints,’ returned His Majesty. ‘Now, we use the joints where
formerly we used ladders—as they do still in country places. Once, when
Madame’ (Vestris, understood) ‘was playing in Liverpool, another
bill-sticker and me were at it together on the wall outside the Clarence
Dock—me with the joints—him on a ladder. Lord! I had my bill up, right
over his head, yards above him, ladder and all, while he was crawling to
his work. The people going in and out of the docks, stood and
laughed!—It’s about thirty years since the joints come in.’
‘Are there any bill-stickers who can’t read?’ I took the liberty of
inquiring.
‘Some,’ said the King. ‘But they know which is the right side up’ards of
their work. They keep it as it’s given out to ’em. I have seen a bill
or so stuck wrong side up’ards. But it’s very rare.’
Our discourse sustained some interruption at this point, by the
procession of cars occasioning a stoppage of about three-quarters of a
mile in length, as nearly as I could judge. His Majesty, however,
entreating me not to be discomposed by the contingent uproar, smoked with
great placidity, and surveyed the firmament.
When we were again in motion, I begged to be informed what was the
largest poster His Majesty had ever seen. The King replied, ‘A
thirty-six sheet poster.’ I gathered, also, that there were about a
hundred and fifty bill-stickers in London, and that His Majesty
considered an average hand equal to the posting of one hundred bills
(single sheets) in a day. The King was of opinion, that, although
posters had much increased in size, they had not increased in number; as
the abolition of the State Lotteries had occasioned a great falling off,
especially in the country. Over and above which change, I bethought
myself that the custom of advertising in newspapers had greatly
increased. The completion of many London improvements, as Trafalgar
Square (I particularly observed the singularity of His Majesty’s calling
that an improvement), the Royal Exchange, &c., had of late years reduced
the number of advantageous posting-places. Bill-Stickers at present
rather confine themselves to districts, than to particular descriptions
of work. One man would strike over Whitechapel, another would take round
Houndsditch, Shoreditch, and the City Road; one (the King said) would
stick to the Surrey side; another would make a beat of the West-end.
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