All the houses and lodgings ever let to visitors, were to let that
morning. It seemed to have snowed bills with To Let upon them. This put
me upon thinking what the owners of all those apartments did, out of the
season; how they employed their time, and occupied their minds. They
could not be always going to the Methodist chapels, of which I passed one
every other minute. They must have some other recreation. Whether they
pretended to take one another’s lodgings, and opened one another’s
tea-caddies in fun? Whether they cut slices off their own beef and
mutton, and made believe that it belonged to somebody else? Whether they
played little dramas of life, as children do, and said, ‘I ought to come
and look at your apartments, and you ought to ask two guineas a-week too
much, and then I ought to say I must have the rest of the day to think of
it, and then you ought to say that another lady and gentleman with no
children in family had made an offer very close to your own terms, and
you had passed your word to give them a positive answer in half an hour,
and indeed were just going to take the bill down when you heard the
knock, and then I ought to take them, you know?’ Twenty such
speculations engaged my thoughts. Then, after passing, still clinging to
the walls, defaced rags of the bills of last year’s Circus, I came to a
back field near a timber-yard where the Circus itself had been, and where
there was yet a sort of monkish tonsure on the grass, indicating the spot
where the young lady had gone round upon her pet steed Firefly in her
daring flight. Turning into the town again, I came among the shops, and
they were emphatically out of the season. The chemist had no boxes of
ginger-beer powders, no beautifying sea-side soaps and washes, no
attractive scents; nothing but his great goggle-eyed red bottles, looking
as if the winds of winter and the drift of the salt-sea had inflamed
them. The grocers’ hot pickles, Harvey’s Sauce, Doctor Kitchener’s Zest,
Anchovy Paste, Dundee Marmalade, and the whole stock of luxurious helps
to appetite, were hybernating somewhere underground. The china-shop had
no trifles from anywhere. The Bazaar had given in altogether, and
presented a notice on the shutters that this establishment would re-open
at Whitsuntide, and that the proprietor in the meantime might be heard of
at Wild Lodge, East Cliff. At the Sea-bathing Establishment, a row of
neat little wooden houses seven or eight feet high, I saw the proprietor
in bed in the shower-bath. As to the bathing-machines, they were (how
they got there, is not for me to say) at the top of a hill at least a
mile and a half off. The library, which I had never seen otherwise than
wide open, was tight shut; and two peevish bald old gentlemen seemed to
be hermetically sealed up inside, eternally reading the paper. That
wonderful mystery, the music-shop, carried it off as usual (except that
it had more cabinet pianos in stock), as if season or no season were all
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