"The upshot of the matter was that Zinck negotiated a contract with the
Talipygians. They agreed to release Denis on condition--" here McBream
seemed to be smacking his lips--"on condition that he return on the
same date each year and perform for them. His costume, it was expressly
stipulated, was to be the same, includin' the daisies.
"Farquarson didn't cut up as rough about the terms of the contract as
I'd expected him to. I think he had the idea that a contract between
a human an' a non-humanoid species wouldn't be legally binding. But
when we got back on the _Tisiphone_, Zinck explained to him that such
contracts are always made between the human on the one hand and the
Interplanetary Government, acting for the non-humanoid species, on the
other. Bindin'! It was more bindin' than a barrel full of nuclear-bond
glue."
"And does he--?" I murmured after a silence.
"Yes, every year. He'll be leaving for Iapetus day after tomorrow for
his annual pilgrimage. He always gets a lot of bon voyage gifts. Funny,
isn't it? He begged Zinck and me--especially me--to keep the terms of
the contract quiet, and Zinck said he would. But like I said Farquarson
always gets a lot of bon voyage gifts and--isn't it odd?--they're
always flowers. Baskets and baskets and baskets of daisy flowers."
The corners of McBream's mouth, which had been somewhat elevated, began
to turn down again. "But isn't it ungrateful?" he said indignantly.
"After I saved his life and all that! Wouldn't you think mere
elementary decency would have made him mention me in his book?"
"H'um," I said.
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