"I don't think I ever made a tastier. It had some bilial berries and
kono shoots in it I picked up in Aphrodition, and the usual assortment
of Martian fungi and grains. Just before we'd left Terra I'd had an
inspiration and I'd put in three mangosteens and a big piece of durian.
They were to give it body and depth. Then of course we revved the
mixture up with a bottle or two of soma and some cocla extract, and
put it away to stew in a dark corner of the hold in free flight, away
from the artigravs. It came out a kind of cloudy peach green, smooth as
satin and warm and deep and rich. It was a wonderful batch.
"Johnny got a bottle from under his bunk, where he kept it inside his
depilitating kit, and poured Farquarson a drink. The old yap tasted it
and his eyebrows went up. 'Extraordinary!' said he. 'Ah--could I have
some more?'
"From first to last he finished two and three-quarter bottles of the
drink. When he went to his little bed that night, he was floating up to
his ears. He kept talking about the deadly paididion that was following
him, and wanting Johnny to let him come to grips with it.
"The next day the Old Man came down on us like a ton of osmium. He
called us up to the bridge and said things that--well, I'm not a young
man any more, but they made me feel like I was about fifteen, and
Johnny had tears in his eyes before he was done. Then he sent a couple
of crewmen into the hold and they smashed the carboy and poured out the
juice. One of them told me afterward that there were tears in _his_
eyes, too.
"It seems that that black-hearted ape, Farquarson, had woke up with the
hangover of the eon. Instead of taking his medicine like a little man,
he'd gone loping to the captain for 'remedial agents.' And then, of
course, the fat was frying merrily.
"To do Denis (that was Farquarson's first name, Denis) justice, I don't
think he realized what he was letting us in for. The 'surreptitious' in
the speech he'd made us about jet juice hadn't really registered with
him. He probably thought the captain took a kind of 'spacies will be
spacies' attitude with us.
"But Zinck fined us each two months' pay and ordered us confined to
quarters except for necessary duty until we hit the first of the
Rafts in the Ring. The confinement to quarters was all right, bein'
disciplinary, but the pay docking, being financial, shouldn't have
been imposed without a board meeting, an' we took it up with the
union. There was months and months of rowing, and at the end the board
affirmed Zinck's fine and slapped another month's penalty on us on its
own account."
There was a dispirited silence. "About your saving his life...." I
murmured.
* * * * *
McBream brightened. Plainly I had touched on a more pleasant segment of
his recollections. The corners of his mouth, which had been austerely
turned downward, began to right themselves. "Oh, that," he said.
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