"'Mrs. Baggett's Bunion Balm,'" she read, and then: "Dr. Cupthorn's
Efficacious Cough Deterrent, for the cure of coughs, colds, bronchitis,
asthma, influenza, wasting diseases, and scrofulous humours!' I wonder
what those are?"
"Scrofulous humours," Foster murmured dreamily, as he tried out
the bathtub faucets (very slow and trickly). "Scrofulous humours,
scrofulous humours."
"And listen to this: 'Princess Razzioli's Celebrated Elixir of Cucumber
and Milkweed, for the Preservation of Pulchritude and a Pearly
Complexion'!"
"Porsh, where are you?" came Julian's voice from the hall.
"In here reading medicines," Portia called in reply. "Come on in.
Mr. Ormond Horton hasn't got around to painting the bathroom yet, so
everything's just the way it was."
"Listen to this," Foster said, and gave the chain another pull. Julian
was suitably impressed; he said it sounded like a thunderstorm on the
Maine coast.
When the racket had subsided, giving way to a series of low mutterings
and garglings, Julian's face assumed a serious, intent expression. He
began to prowl about the room, stopping to lean against the wall and
listen as he rapped it with his knuckles.
"What in the world are you doing?" Portia demanded.
"Well, a safe could be hidden anywhere, couldn't it? Even in a
bathroom, couldn't it?"
Julian stooped to open the door of the cupboard beneath the hand basin.
Nothing in there but rusty cans of cleaning powder and some stubbed-off
scrub brushes.
"Oh, that old safe! You've got that old safe on the brain, Jule. I'd
forgotten all about it. And I bet you we'll never find it; she probably
buried it under an apple tree, or sent it out to California, or threw
it in the well, or something. Anyway, come on; let's go outside,"
Portia said. "I'm tired of this old bathroom. I'm tired of indoors; I
want outdoors."
"All right," Julian agreed willingly enough. "We'll keep the
safe-hunting for rainy days. I'm not going to give up, though. Come on,
Fang, come outdoors with us."
"O.K.," said Foster gladly, and all three went pelting down the stairs,
where children had never pelted until now.
* * * * *
It was very early when Portia woke up the next morning; the birds woke
her. Every bird on earth was singing, it seemed. She had never heard
such a jingling and jangling in her life.
Getting up, she went to the window to look out at the flowering, loudly
singing world, and decided to go for a walk in her pajamas.
Everyone else was still asleep, so she tiptoed down the stairs, past
the suit of armor on the landing that looked just as if it had a real
knight inside it, and past the bronze lady who stood poised on the
newel post. The bronze lady was called Miss McCurdy because she bore a
striking resemblance to a live lady of this name who was a cashier at
the Blue Premium Grocery Store in Pork Ferry.
Gulliver came yawning and stretching from the kitchen.
"We're going for a walk," Portia told him.
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