Philistia! Maids in muslin white With flannelled oarsmen oft delight To drift upon thy streams, and float In Salter’s most luxurious boat; In buff and boots the cheery knight Returns (quite safe) from Naseby fight; Thy humblest folk are clean and bright, Thou still must win the public vote, Philistia! Observe the High Church curate’s coat, The realistic hansom note! Ah, happy land untouched of blight, Smirks, Bishops, Babies, left and right, We know thine every charm by rote, Philistia! SCIENCE. THE BARBAROUS BIRD-GODS: A SAVAGE PARABASIS. In the _Aves_ of Aristophanes, the Bird Chorus declare that they are older than the Gods, and greater benefactors of men. This idea recurs in almost all savage mythologies, and I have made the savage Bird-gods state their own case. _The Birds sing_: WE would have you to wit, that on eggs though we sit, and are spiked on the spit, and are baked in the pan, Birds are older by far than your ancestors are, and made love and made war ere the making of Man! For when all things were dark, not a glimmer nor spark, and the world like a barque without rudder or sail Floated on through the night, ’twas a Bird struck a light, ’twas a flash from the bright feather’d Tonatiu’s {105} tail! Then the Hawk {106a} with some dry wood flew up in the sky, and afar, safe and high, the Hawk lit Sun and Moon, And the Birds of the air they rejoiced everywhere, and they recked not of care that should come on them soon. For the Hawk, so they tell, was then known as Pundjel, {106b} and a-musing he fell at the close of the day; Then he went on the quest, as we thought, of a nest, with some bark of the best, and a clawful of clay. {106c} And with these did he frame two birds lacking a name, without feathers (his game was a puzzle to all); Next around them he fluttered a-dancing, and muttered; and, lastly, he uttered a magical call: Then the figures of clay, as they featherless lay, they leaped up, who but they, and embracing they fell, And _this_ was the baking of Man, and his making; but now he’s forsaking his Father, Pundjel! Now these creatures of mire, they kept whining for fire, and to crown their desire who was found but the Wren? To the high heaven he came, from the Sun stole he flame, and for this has a name in the memory of men! {107a} And in India who for the Soma juice flew, and to men brought it through without falter or fail? Why the Hawk ’twas again, and great Indra to men would appear, now and then, in the shape of a Quail, While the Thlinkeet’s delight is the Bird of the Night, the beak and the bright ebon plumage of Yehl.{107b} And who for man’s need brought the famed Suttung’s mead? why ’tis told in the creed of the Sagamen strong,